South Carolina representative Chris Corley has sent a heartwarming Christmas card to his colleagues urging them to repent for their sins. Specifically, for voting to remove the Confederate flag from the state’s Civil War memorial after a racist lunatic slaughtered 9 people at a church. Corley’s heartwarming missive invites recipients to think of “a happier time when South Carolina’s leaders possessed morals, convictions and the principles to stand for what is right” and invited them to “take this joyous time as an opportunity to ask forgiveness of all your sins such as betrayal.” Corley concluded his message of holiday cheer by quoting Dante’s Inferno and condemning his fellow lawmakers to “Cocytus, the ninth circle, the fourth and last great water of Hell” for their “treachery against those who they are bound by special ties.”
Happy holidays Merry Christmas, South Carolina. May you use the season to beg forgiveness for your great sin against your Lord and Savior, and may Rep. Corley warm his hands as you burn in eternal hellfire.