Rick Santorum… wow

Seriously, hasn’t anyone told Rick Santorum that he’s gay? Only a self-hating closet case could be this much of a fucktard. That’s where he tells a high school class that they are better off having parents in prison than having gay parents. No word on how the three kids with gay parents in the audience reacted.

Of course, this is the same toolbag who thinks that contraception should be made illegal.

Here is an actual Rick Santorum quote: “One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.” And also, “Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that’s okay, contraception is okay. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”

These comments were not dug up from some bygone moment of ideological purity, before dreams of a presidential campaign. He said them in October, to a blogger at CaffeinatedThoughts.com (they met at Des Moines’ Baby Boomers Cafe). (source)

Now in all fairness, my views are probably just as extreme.

I, for example, believe in forced sterilization.

But, I’m not running for president.

That said, if I was, I would advocate grabbing every single person who ever cast a vote for Rick Santorum, for any reason, at any level, and immediately removing their reproductive capacity from them on the spot.

Because if you vote for, or have ever voted for, this moron, you really are too fucking stupid to pass on your genes, and natural selection just ain’t doing its part these days.

10 Responses to Rick Santorum… wow

  1. Sean says:

    I don’t know how you get away with saying the shit that you do. But I’m so very glad.

  2. Charles Platt says:

    How does Rick feel about the rhythm method? Or vasectomies? Or pulling out before ejaculating? Or elective hysterectomies? Or prostate reduction surgery, which often results in retrograde ejaculation afterward (sperm being ejected into the bladder instead of out through the urethra)?

    These are serious issues which any future president should address! I can imagine it in the next debate. “This question is for Mr. Santorum. How do you feel about prostate reduction surgery, which causes things to happen in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be?”

    You know, Goldwater warned us about “conservatives” like Santorum. In his time Goldwater regarded the growing alliance between fundamentalist religion and the republican party as a big danger. There’s a YouTube video of a speech he gave on this topic. He’d be incredulous if he saw this lunacy today. And *he* was regarded as an extremist, which perhaps illustrates how much farther we have descended into extremism.

  3. markwbennett says:

    Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Extremism in the defense of virtue, however, is.

  4. bobbert01 says:

    I think that your quotes are just as bigoted as Ricks. Which sadly, negates your valid point.

    And your quote about voting: If you place any faith in politicians, Perhaps you should consider sterilizing yourself for the good of future politics.

  5. Derek says:

    But, how do you *really* feel, Marc?

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