Hole in the sea floor

By J. DeVoy

BP confirms that there’s a hole in the sea floor, spewing oil and deadly methane gas into the Gulf of Mexico.  While some reports indicate that this fissure has existed since the crisis’ beginning, details remain hard to find.  The high volume of methane gas found in this fissure is worth noting, and troubling, as it corroborates earlier reports about a giant, deadly lake of methane gas lying beneath the oil reserves tapped by the Deepwater Horizon.

7 Responses to Hole in the sea floor

  1. yoshi says:

    No it doesn’t. Your “earlier” report was complete junk and it says a lot about you that you keep pushing that trash.

  2. KC Law says:

    Here’s more on the hole in the bottom of the sea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagniqQ7VTY&feature=related

  3. D says:

    The “popping methane gas bubble” theory hasn’t been adopted by many oil/gas engineers or geologists, so i’m not buying it either. But fissures in the caseing and surrounding seabed are probably the reason why the top kill (which is an tried-and-true method for killing out of control wells) did work last month ago, and is the reason why many knowledgeable commentators have predicted that another containment cap wouldn’t work. Here is a good explanation, though i don’t think I am getting on board with “the BOP is falling over” argument”:

    http://www.theoildrum.com/node/6593#comment-648967

    The issue now is that the fissures can further erode, causing an out-of-control and un-containable fissure between the reservoir and the seabed and unimpeded flow of oil and gas into the gulf. Which is basically a huge fucking problem.

  4. D says:

    damn, so many typos. I meant “why the top kill DIDN’T work”

  5. Sean F. says:

    Who cares about a hole in the sea floor? It’s Moon day!