Talk about a bad day for a Pastor

The only thing funnier than the underlying story (pastor breaks into a woman’s house, steals her sex toy and lube, and breaks his leg while escaping) is the melodramatic news coverage.

The senior pastor at the church had this to say:

I am deeply grieving for the victim in this terrible situation.

That must have been some sex toy if its loss creates a need for deep grief. Good grief!

Hat Tip and Props to: Quizlaw