Can we subpoena the photographer monkey?

By J. DeVoy

Subpoenaing the monkey would resolve some of these issues.  But we cannot.  Per Peter Gabriel, you can shock the monkey – but you cannot subpoena him. Those are for people.

Plus, monkeys can be extraordinarily violent.  There’s nothing alpha about serving a subpoena on a creature that’s prone to ripping off your face:

H/T: Techdirt, for posing the question.