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Shirley Nagel

If you aren’t familiar with South Park, you won’t get the song below. If you haven’t seen this, you won’t know who Shirley Nagel is.

Nagel is a resident of Grosse Pointe who asked little kids who came to her house trick-or-treating whether they were from an Obama family or a McCain family. If mommy or daddy was voting for Obama, no candy for you.

If you know the song, come on, sing with me!!!!! If you don’t, play the video below, then come back and sing.

Shirley Nagel’s a bitch, she’s a right wing bitch,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she’s a bitch
On Tuesday she’s a bitch
And Wednesdays and Saturdays she’s a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She’s a super king kong mega mega biatch

Have you ever met Shirley Nagel,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She’s a stupid bitch, Shirley Nagel’s a bitch,
And she’s such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this…

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met Shirley Nagel,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She’s a stupid bitch, Shirley Nagel a bitch,
And she’s such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Shirley Nagel, she’s a right wing, fucking bitch
Old fascist fuckin’ bitch, Shirley Nagellllllllllll…………..
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

At my house, we had candy for all kids, regardless of political affiliation. Dads who chaperoned their kids were welcome to a porno DVD of their choice (regardless of politics too).

UPDATE: Youtube has exploded all over this nutball.

Here is a video of her drunk at the Republican Convention, being interviewed by Triumph the Insult Dog.

HT: Quizlaw