Belly Bumpin’ Don’t Never Lead to No Good!

Livin’ in Flori-duh means never having to make something up when you wanna tell a funny story.

Two former mayors of Oak Hill, Flori-duh got into a little altercation in the City Hall parking lot on Tuesday night. Well, one thing led t’nother, and the two started “belly bumping.”

As y’all know, belly bumpin’ turns to fisticuffs and the resultin’ tomfoolery landed both of them in the hospital with high blood pressure, heart pains, and one of them with some missing teeth.

The out-of-shape combatants were City Commissioner Mike Thompson and fellow former mayor/commissioner Jeff Bracy. Both are reported to have had previously-diagnosed heart conditions. (source)