Will Alabama Join the 21st Century?

An Alabama legislator is planning to propose legislation to get rid of that state’s ban on sex toys.

Rep. John Rogers, D-Birmingham, told the Birmingham News that the law is unconstitutional and embarrassing to the state.

“A shower head could be considered a sex toy,” he said. “It’s just bringing the state into the 20th century.” (source)

Ok, I guess expecting Alabama to jump into the 21st century is a bit of a push… but 20th will do for now.

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One Response to Will Alabama Join the 21st Century?

  1. johnnypeepers says:
    December 6, 2007 at 2:43 am

    To answer your question sir, Yes we did join the 21st century. By my calculation, on January 1, 2000, or 2001, depending on who you ask. I was born and bred in Alabama and take offense at your insulting comments. Alabama was doing just fine until the satanic purveyors of filth descended upon our beautiful state. For your information, s-x toys perpetuate the destructive belief that a woman does need her husband to fulfill her earthbound duty. Female genital stimulation is not a sport or hobby sir, it is a privilege bestowed upon a lawfully wedded woman under the blessing of a Baptist minister.

    The Alabama Legislature is fulfilling the Creator’s mandate by ensuring the purity of its weaker and fairer citizens. If s-x toys were rampant, what need would there be for male leadership in the home? Alabama’s streets and sewers would be filled with over-sexed women who vacated their duties to God and man in search of the never-ending orgasm. Sickening sir – and you should be ashamed.

    Johnnypeepers