BOOM! Down goes Texas

I felt a great disturbance in the Douchebag Force, as if millions of lowlife bigot assholes suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I think something wonderful has happened.

(Gay marriage ban in Texas struck down — fuck you, Rick Perry)

See DeLeon v. Perry.

3 Responses to BOOM! Down goes Texas

  1. Evren Seven says:

    Loved the “rational basis is enough, no need to go further” analysis.

  2. Evren Seven says:

    BOOOM and the opinion quotes Scalia’s dissent in Lawrence:
    “The procreation argument raised by Defendants also fails. The notion that same-sex marriage will encourage responsible procreation assumes that heterosexual marriage is “naturally
    procreative.” However, procreation is not and has never been a qualification for marriage. Lawrence, 539 U.S. at 605 (Scalia, J., dissenting) (“[W]hat justification could there possibly be
    for denying the benefits of marriage to homosexual couples exercising ‘the liberty protected by the Constitution’? Surely not the encouragement of procreation since the sterile and elderly are
    allowed to marry.”); Golinski, 824 F. Supp. 2d at 993 (“The ability to procreate cannot and has never been a precondition to marriage.”). This procreation rationale threatens the legitimacy of
    marriages involving post-menopausal women, infertile individuals, and individuals who choose to refrain from procreating. See Bishop, 2014 WL 116013, at *30. These individualswho
    cannot or will not procreateare allowed to marry under Texas’ current laws.”

  3. Of course they have to legalize gay marriage, since they’ve outlawed women.

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