PSA: Use Caution When You Trim Your Junk

According to the Today Show, “pubic hair grooming injuries jumped five-fold between 2000 and 2010.”  Good god, people!  Be careful down there!

4 Responses to PSA: Use Caution When You Trim Your Junk

  1. alpha4centauri says:

    Oh, dear, I read “PSA” and though “TSA” when I got the RSS notification, and I thought, “OMG. they’ve got hair length restrictions now?”

  2. dan says:

    people actually need to be reminded to be careful down ‘dere? I think that is more scary

  3. canvasbackC says:

    Still, Bloomberg Media has an upside: a reduction in crab lice. “Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation.” There’s even some talk of extinction. Not as long as my cousins still breed.

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