Caption Contest!

This photo was taken this morning in The Castro.


Help me caption it, or write your account of what happened!

25 Responses to Caption Contest!

  1. J DeVoy says:

    “Chocolate Rain”

  2. “A feminist’s favorite treat – Chocolate covered castration on a stick”

  3. John Steele and the gang at Prenda Law, Inc.were overcome by a mutant hybrid brain eating virus that was spawned at this meeting of the minds. It is rumored that John Steele, Paul Duffy and Joseph Perea simultaneously experienced a cognitive legal thought, although the odds of that happening are astronomical, this is the most likely synopsis.

  4. What happens when someone misunderstands what a blowjob is.

  5. Plaid says:

    You can clearly see how cold it was. They froze their dicks off.

  6. alpha4centauri says:

    There was a tragic lab accident while developing the upcoming “FuckCluster” chocolate treats.

  7. Antonin Scalia’s “American Dream” comes true at gay black convention.

  8. Sharon says:

    Caption: Clusterfuck: Ur doing it rong

    (OK, I hate the LOLcat grammar but it seemed to fit)

    (I promise, a less annoying entry is on the way. I need a few more minutes to wrestle the wording into submission)

  9. Sharon says:

    Autocorrect Fail: Rejected cover concept for the new fantasy novel “Lair of the Cockatrice”

  10. Sharon says:

    They were props for a stop-action animated remake of “Night of the Living Dong” ?

  11. Patrick says:

    She wasn’t your average cock block.

  12. James says:

    awww man, someone dropped their bag of dicks.

  13. Marc Randazza opened his freezer after a minor quake.

  14. Whatever happened to chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

  15. Beth Hutchens says:

    Hey, go eat a dick, eh?

  16. bobtern says:

    Crap. All my cockerdoodles for Penny Arcade spilled, and all I have is this picture.

  17. G Thompson says:

    Who stole my bad of dicks?

  18. Dickwad : n, dík-wòd : A wad of dicks. See image

  19. annonymoosee says:

    Here are all the cocks confiscated by the TSA.

  20. canvasback says:

    Hallelujah, It’s Raining Men, . . .

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