MUSLIM FLASHLIGHT ATTACKS PHOENIX AFTER OBAMACARE UPHELD!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

8 Responses to MUSLIM FLASHLIGHT ATTACKS PHOENIX AFTER OBAMACARE UPHELD!!!!!

  1. Nicholas Weaver says:

    Actually, thats legit, not hysteria. Phoenix has now had three flashlight-bombs by some mad-bomber fanatic, and that one was right outside a PD building.

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/06/27/20120627phoenix-washington-street-closed-flashlight-found-abrk.html

    Although the mad Flashlight Bomber has been using yellow flashlights so far:
    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/06/police-seek-phoenix-area-flashlight-bomber/

    • And like everything else in this country of mewling cowards, a flashlight bomb happens, and then every flashlight is a threat.

      • alpha4centauri says:

        There’s brave and then there’s foolish. If I were a paramedic retrieving the body parts of a person who picked up an abandoned flashlight knowing full well that there had been several recent unsolved bombings involving flashlights, I’d be fighting the urge to nominate him for a Darwin Award.

        And that steel casing creates shrapnel that could kill/maim bystanders, so if an individual decided not to be intimidated, he’d be taking risks involving other people beside himself.

  2. Basil Forhtrightly says:

    Phoenix has been having problems with flashlights converted to bombs.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47747069/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/flashlights-used-small-bombs-phoenix/#.T-01XWt5mSM

  3. evrenseven says:

    are we sure it wasn’t a fleshlight?

  4. You know, that looks like a MagLite brand flashlight, favored among first responders for their durability. So potentially a cop drops his flashlight outside the PD and it’s suddenly a “suspicious” flashlight?

  5. Robert Hewes says:

    Flashlights are the second leading cause of death in my area, after clown attacks.

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