TSA Agent Dumps Grandpa’s Ashes – Laughs

Amy Alkon, ever vigilant in the struggle against the TSA, brings us this horrifying story about a TSAsshole who decided to open a container of human remains, stir them with her finger, and then who dropped them all over the floor and laughed about it.

She writes:

Another commenter wrote: “Unfortunately, because there are people who want to commit terrorism, we have to put up with the TSA.”
This sounds like thinking but it’s actually nonthink.

The TSA has not caught a single terrorist in its $60 billion plus history. It hires unskilled workers who would otherwise be vying hard for a job in the fast food industry to violate other Americans’ constitutional rights for pay — while ignoring the vast security holes in cargo.

This is not how you root out terrorist plots — it’s by having highly trained intelligence officers use probable cause to find out who plotters are long before they ever get to the airport. What we have now is obedience training for the American public — to be docile and polite as our rights are yanked from us…as they increasingly are these days.

This is part of why I call for us to engage in full scale psychological warfare on every TSA agent, and part of why I proudly represented Ms. Alkon when a TSA Agent tried to shake her down. (Shakedown letter here, fuck you letter here).

17 Responses to TSA Agent Dumps Grandpa’s Ashes – Laughs

  1. blueollie says:

    Wow. Lawyers know how to say “f**k you” in very polite language. That was some response letter! :)

  2. Joshua Lowe says:

    Hey Marc… This is Joshua from San Diego… I just read this and the previous bit about the TSA rapist… (as a working personal injury paralegal I’m embarrassed that letter came with a 500k demand).

    Do us all a favor, will you? Kick TSA’s ass!


  3. Have you told Amy Alkon about the Manosphere?

  4. evrenseven says:

    Matt, if you were gay, I’d totally fly to wherever you are and blow you. That letter was EPOCH. The Moussaui/ Hussein bit was over the top. I can’t wait to see this lolyer’s response.

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  7. I am reasonably confident that was not the response letter opposing counsel was expecting to receive.

    “What’s this? Hmm, rather thick . . . well . . . I never . . . how rude . . . how dare he stand up for the First Amendment like that . . . and the Fourth . . . does that thing even exist anymore?”

    Good on ya, mate.

  8. jdgalt says:

    I’m surprised anybody still flies. And that no one has punched out a TSA agent yet.

    If it happens I hope I get to be on the jury.

  9. Robert Hewes says:

    Did anything ever come of that suit after you send the “fuck-you” letter?

    • She made a statement to the press that suit was imminent.

      • evrenseven says:

        What I think he means is, and what we’re all wondering, what’s the current disposition, and are you going to keep us updated? This one’s extra juicy in the center. I have a feeling that the lolyer is going to roll over and give up because she’s just in it for the quick payday as well; and that’s not going to happen against a true believer.

  10. Dago says:

    Can’t she countersue for state sponsore rape? Should be quite a big payout. I mean rape is rape right? Whether with the side of your hand, a dick or a broom handle.

  11. Dago says:

    Also…is there a picture of the TSA rapist? I imagine her as a fat ugly cow, but I want to be sure :)

  12. David says:

    That was an absolutely beautiful response letter. Thank you.

  13. My letter to the TSA:


    They didn’t answer. Maybe next time I’ll make it a FOIA request.

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