Dominatrix Lawyer Spanks Former Boss

Former New York state prosecutor Alisha Smith, who helped secure a $5 billion settlement from Bank of America, was unceremoniously suspended from her job because she spent her spare time as a dominatrix.

She was suspended from her job because the New York Post questioned whether she was paid for her nocturnal activities. The prosecutor’s office has a policy that prohibits outside employment without prior approval if the prosecutor earns more than $1,000. (source)

The New York Post reports:

Famous in the S&M world for her skillful spandex-clad spankings, Smith, while not denying her freaky ways, says she did not make money trolling the dungeons while working for the state’s top law-enforcement official, a job she’s held since 2002. (source)

Nice of the New York Post to have a positive story about Ms. Smith, since its sloppy reporting on her private life is why she got suspended in the first place.

She appeared at a press conference with Gloria Allred by her side to quit her job. (source) Working for $78,000 a year at a job where your boss doesn’t give you a chance to explain when the New York Post, of all places, writes crap about you — yeah, that’s grounds to say “I don’t get paid enough for this shit.”

Lets keep score:

    She kicks the shit out of Bank of America and brings $5 billion into the public coffers.

    The New York Post writes a sloppy piece full of muck and innuendo about a her private life.

    The prosecutor’s office lacks a spine and suspends her, without so much as giving her a chance to respond to the story.

    And now all of us suffer, because a seemingly good prosecutor is now making the Gloria Allred circuit instead of kicking the crap out of criminals.

3 Responses to Dominatrix Lawyer Spanks Former Boss

  1. madrocketscientist says:

    Spanking! Spanking the criminals. Or whipping. I bet she has a whip, one of those Cat-O-Nine tails.

    Makes me want to be bad in her district.

  2. ryan chandler says:

    No doubt this is retailation from some banking executive. She should probable be a professional dominatrix as she would likely earn a lot higher salary. Sorry this is happening to you Alisha.

  3. Scott Jacobs says:

    She hired Gloria Allred?

    Shit, she’s guilty of SOMETHING. Christ on crutches, who the hell hires that sideshow barker??

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