One man’s heist from an adult novelty store blows up on him

By J. DeVoy

A Virginia man broke into an adult novelty store earlier this week, but did not steal anything.  Law enforcement was summoned and, upon arriving on the scene, the suspect fled to a closet in an effort to avoid apprehension.  He was then discovered by police — as he was “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll.

Naturally, South Park has commentary pre-made for the incident:

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