A reason to swallow and a reason to spit

In his Valentine’s Day-themed editorial in Surgery News, “Gut Feelings”, Dr. Lazar Greenfield cited to a study that reported that semen has anti-depresseant and mood-elevating effects upon women. He concluded: “So there’s a deeper bond between men and women than St Valentine would have suspected, and now we know there’s a better gift for that day than chocolate.”

So ladies, that appears to favor the swallow side of the equation.

Of course, out come the feminazis, giving us a reason to spit. Feminist groups, who wished to remain anonymous, promised to protest any meeting or conference at which Dr. Greenfield was in attendance. As a reaction to the furor, Greenfield gave up his editorship of Surgery News. That wasn’t enough for the whining minions of cock-haters, so he was pressured to step down as President of the American College of Surgeons as well. (source).

And that just makes me want to spit.

Dr. Greenfield is an internationally respected surgeon. His joke was actually funny — well, unless you’re some dumpy bitch who hates the cock or anyone who possesses one. Then no jokes are ever funny. They are merely an opportunity to destroy a man.

10 Responses to A reason to swallow and a reason to spit

  1. Nameless This Time says:

    Dr. Lazar Greenfield cited to a study that reported that semen has anti-depresseant and mood-elevating effects upon women.

    Yeah, does the same thing for men. Talk about a win-win.

  2. G Thompson says:

    So ladies, that appears to favor the swallow side of the equation

    Are you sure you didn’t mean to say Flavor?

    *runs before the feminists find me*

  3. ChadKnowslaw says:

    I am going to fall onto the side of the femi-nazis here. Sure, the good Doctor may be correct in his statements, but to include the euphoric effects of the oral recipients of cum (we all know that the one releasing it will get an endorphin boost) in the Valentine’s Day editorial of a publication dedicated to news of the medical surgery industry, is just tasteless (pun intended) and poor judgment.
    Had he chosen a more appropriate time, place and manner his speech would not have warranted his fall. However, I believe he exhibited poor judgment in his choice of using his editorial column and that justifies his punishment.

  4. Actually, I think the doctor was citing to the effects from vaginal reception, not oral. That was my own editorializing.

  5. El Duderino says:

    I think there’s something funny about this post following the Ode to Mothers. I’m sure there’s a joke there relating to mom’s foregoing happiness for their kids, but I can’t quite reach it.

  6. Lindsay says:

    interesting. i would have guessed the mood elevating effects on a woman had more to do with the fact that she was getting laid, but apparently i’m wrong.

    perhaps i’m a traitor to my gender, but i think its ridiculous that dr. greenfield had to resign. as he says in the article,

    “I thought [these were] fascinating new findings related to semen, and the way in which nature is trying to promote a stronger bond between men and women. It impressed me. It seemed as though it was a gift from nature.”

    it’s almost……romantic.
    almost.

  7. Eduardo Varela says:

    Swallow and spit in a news headline. Brilliant.

  8. MikeZ says:

    What sortof dissapoints me here is the one doctor who originally found this offensive and spread the news to the feminist groups.

    I can sortof understand (but disagree) that someone from the general public may take offense to this, but this wasn’t published in the New York Times, but Surgery News. I’m fully aware that my language and jokes are colored by having been a computer engineer for the past 20 years. I suspect the same thing happens in all professions. Certainly I would think that doctors have some rather odd thought processes when it comes to biology. Frankly if I had to cut people and be elbow deep in body fluids all day, I’d hope that I could find the humor in that, the alternative seems much worse.

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  10. AblativMeatshld says:

    unless you’re some dumpy bitch who hates the cock or anyone who possesses one.

    You leave out the possibility that they are so dumpy that they are forever denied the cock because of the wilting effect they have.

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