I had a good friend who was serving in Iraq. The only thing he wanted in care packages was high quality pornography. He is back now, and I have piles and piles of porn, generously donated by my clients, to give away. This porn is earmarked for active duty service members who are deployed overseas in a place where you can’t get porn.
If you fit the bill, drop me a line and a care package will be sent your way.
The only restrictions are:
- You must be active military
- You must be deployed overseas somewhere in the Middle East, or headed there soon
- You must agree to give the porn to your fellow soldiers when you are done with it. If not, you agree to give it to some locals when you are done with it, to help show them the superiority of our way of life
When you email, please make sure the subject line reads "Operation Mesoporntamia." Please specify if you want straight, gay, or tranny content. (we don't judge, nor will we keep records of who we send it to).