TSA now run by Pedobear

by Randazza

TSA Administrator John Pistole - he has not, to date, denied being a pedophile. I have no evidence that he is, but for chrissakes ... LOOK AT HIM!

We really must be at the verge of tipping into Idiocracy.

It was once believed that you could spot a pedophile just by looking at him. This theory is now proven scientific fact. Now I’m not saying that I have evidence that TSA Administrator John Pistole is a practicing pedophile, but he certainly has never publicly denied it. He has the pedo-pale skin, the pedo smile, and the pedo voice. I was thinking that it might just be a coincidence.

And then… the TSA started feeling up children at the airport… saying it was making us “safe” from “the terrorists.”

Ummm …. really? Baby bombs?

And THEN… this comes out — that the TSA is now going to begin training its fucktard flunkies, most of whom totally look like convicted child rapists, to tell kids that feeling their tiny little genitals is “a game.” Yes, really.

“You try to make it as best you can for that child to come through. If you can come up with some kind of a game to play with a child, it makes it a lot easier,” said James Marchand, promising to make it part of TSA training. (source)

Are you fucking kidding me?

New TSA vans unveiled this week. Don't be a pussy, safety is legit!

In related news, the TSA accidentally got some good information, and someone mistakenly made a decision that perhaps TSA vehicles should not be conspicuously marked. The person responsible for this intelligent decision making was immediately fired from the TSA for exhibiting competence. However, TSA kept the plan and introduced the new TSA vans this week.

I got this!

So remember, this is a government that absolutely freaks the fuck out at anything remotely approaching child molestation or child pornography. The Department of Justice tried to put Karen Fletcher in jail for writing about child molestation, and the DOJ requires that all porn, even elder porn (yes, there is such a thing) must adhere to 18 U.S.C. § 2257, lest “the children” suffer. (more here). Meanwhile, the TSA is “making us safe” by letting the dumbest, most uneducated swine in the country (TSA agents) have a blanket license to feel up our kids, AND to try and make a GAME of it? Why don’t they just issue guidelines that TSA agents will take kids into private rooms, fondle them, and tell them “this is our little secret” ??

Given that the government is the largest child molestation organization in existence, even bigger than the Catholic Church, none of this ought to be much of a surprise.

John Pistole at a recent press conference in his front yard explaining that kids should just play along with the TSA agents.

Prison Planet takes things to a bit of a hyperbolic extreme (ha ha, hi, I’m Pot, nice to meet you, Kettle), but this passage is quite illuminating.

“Some 12 percent of minors held in government custody are sexually abused, and in some facilities the rate reaches a stunning one in three children, says a report released Thursday by the Bureau of Justice Statistics,” reports Raw Story.

“The first-ever National Survey of Youth in Custody found that no less than 10 percent of the 26,550 juveniles being held in detention facilities in the US are abused by staff at the facility, while another 2.6 percent report abuse at the hands of other inmates.”

Of course, the fact that pedophiles seek out government jobs as an avenue of imposing their perversion on others makes perfect sense. Government jobs allow such monsters to express their control freak tendencies and abuse the innocent with virtual impunity. (source)

Do you need any more support for the position that the TSA is run by incompetents, has no justification for existence, and that quite honestly, anyone in one of those blue polyester shirts should be sterilized and then released into wildlife sanctuaries so that they can be hunted for sport?

7 Responses to TSA now run by Pedobear

  1. Ken says:

    The only way out of this situation is to take TSA agents pictures and post them on the web with full personal info and start posting these pictures in the communities were they live. That is what is done to pedophiles and sex offenders because that is what the TSA has become.
    Also we can start waiting at the employee parking lots and harass these perverts. Bullies don’t like to be singled out.
    Take video and post it on you tube as well. Ask the agent questions, request that they get clearance to leave the airport. They could be concealing a bomb.
    They could be terrorists disguised as government agents. The most likely Terrorist is the one claiming to secure you from terrorism.

  2. […] Meanwhile, they have pedobear running the TSA. […]

  3. Hukoto Ken says:

    That TSA human resource office must be run by mental patients. But hey, at least there are plenty of blog guides on how to behave during a pat-down so as not to enrage the sleazy TSA agent rubbing you down: http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2010/11/29/dealing-with-tsa-airport-security-pat-down-search-procedures/

  4. Mike says:

    Why would you harass the lowly employees who get paid shit and likely don’t want to feel your or your kids genitals any more than you want them to be felt?

    Harass your lawmakers, congressmen and president. These are the people who make shit like this possible… Terrible advice Ken: your advocating that people respond to an invasion of privacy by invading the privacy of other citizens…Hopefully noone is dumb enough to follow your poor advice.

  5. That man is either wearing massive shoulder-pads, or he has the tinniest head I’ve ever seen.

  6. Godfrey says:

    The UN is the number one pedophile ring leader! Represented locally by corrupt vice cops in every country. they are able to supply wealthy and privileged clients worldwide and escape detection. Anyone who gets on to them simply gets labelled and dealt with by ass-asins like this author! These days the witch hunt has become extremely inclusive. Even saying hello to minors is for a person under observation (for whatever reason) enough to get them labelled “pedophile” suspect. A label that in todays’ climate even a regular and innocent man could not shake off, because of priming, people will see what they have been “prepared” to see; so if your enemies point that finger at you, what can you do? Because of the hysteria and popular witch-hunt zeal “real men” support it loudly out of fear of being suspected themselves, yet because of being human, everyone has the potential, just too scared to appear sympathetic; (I would kill man or woman who abused my son! I wouldn’t want to wait for evidence or court!) And it is this which is the danger, someone could whisper something in my ear, then someone they hate is dead, and maybe unjustly so. So the only way to deal with it is to kill every man who is less manly than me! Starting with you!

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