by Marc J. Randazza
The Gloucester Daily Times has a funny story for us: A woman claims that she left her cell phone on her mailbox. A mailman was later caught with the cell phone. In the few minutes that the mailman had the phone, he had time to drop his pants, take pictures of his penis, and then send the pictures to someone in the woman’s address book. (source)
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“15 minutes later, police were called back to the scene by the woman, who said there were now six pictures of a man’s penis on her phone that were not there before.”
So she’s forgetful about where she leaves her phone, but at least she keeps careful inventory of her penis-photo collection! ;-)
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I’m impressed with the decisiveness exhibited by the mailman here. The guy only had the phone in his posession from 2:27 to 2:40. And somehow he comes up with and executes a plan to take and text photos of his wang to strangers. All while delivering the mail. Well played, sir.
I really like that the postman’s last name is “Suave”.
Like we all haven’t sent a penis pic or two.
Don’t know what I’m more surprised by: the story, or that you read the GDT.
Man this is wild. How did he curb the wheels and set the brake and snap those photos.
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