Now, if you want to keep kosher, you have to filter your New York City water, because there are microscopic crustaceans in the water. (source)
I fail to understand how Jews and Muslims can believe that an all powerful creator of heaven and earth gives a shit if you eat ham or chop off a piece of a baby boy’s dick — and christians think that the same omniscient and omnipotent dude cares if you jack off.
Free yourselves from this mindless mental slavery. Get this through your head: There is no god, and if there is, there’s no way he is this fucking petty… and on the off chance that he does exist, and he is really that small and petty, he does not deserve to be invited over for a beer, let alone worshipped.