A Washington Grand Jury indicted Roger Clemens for lying to Congress in a deposition and in under-oath testimony before a congressional committee. He falsely denied, while under oath, ever using steroids. Clemens faces 30 years in jail and a $1.5 million fine. (source)
And after that, when he finally dies and goes to hell, he will be sentenced to a demon shoving a pineapple up his ass every day for all eternity — for the crime of wearing pinstripes after being a member of the Red Sox. Yeah, fuck you too, Johnny Damon.
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Huh?
Sports are lame.
Why is congress even involved? This is government overreach. I don’t care if using steroids (honestly, baseball needs anything it can get to make it interesting) breaks the rules — since when is it’s congress’s business anyway?
There’s really no pie they won’t stick their finger into?
It’s a GAME. Why Congress is wasting resource, taxpayer money, time, and effort on a GAME is beyond me.
You know why Congress is getting involved. It’s such a great distraction from stuff like unemployment and people dying in pointless wars.
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