When Food Attacks

Who knew that meat was such an effective weapon.

6 Responses to When Food Attacks

  1. StonyB says:

    Well of course meat makes a great weapon. Haven’t you ever heard of driving a steak through a vampire’s heart?


  2. writerdood says:

    Dude, I once battled a rogue clan of orange ninja’s with nothing more than a shattered shard of frozen turkey breast.

    Orange ninjas are dangerous, but meat can be deadly.

  3. The best thing is, after she hits you with the steak, you can put it over a wounded eye to prevent swelling.

  4. P.S. that vampire comment is awesome!

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