Man “finishes” World of Warcraft

What’s with the “hugging”?

‘Little Gray” beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players. I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers — he has had sex 0 times during this period. (source)

5 Responses to Man “finishes” World of Warcraft

  1. David says:

    Not sure, but I think there’s an achievement that requires you to hug a number of enemy players after they die or something.

  2. Miguel says:

    Does having sex w/ the joystick count?

  3. yoshi says:

    You have to hug them before they release their corpse. Its one of the lamer achievements (not to say that none of them are lame).

    And the zero sex joke is beyond old – if he really wanted to keep in the spirit of the game – he would of said something along the lines of ‘that’s so gay’ which is popular among the 13 year olds that play the game.

  4. writerdood says:

    That’s really sad.
    I wonder what he’ll do now?

  5. Ronne says:

    Zero Sex, yeah thats a gimme….but..what about not bathing for the last year, or sleeping…and living strickly on cheetos and redbull…gotta be rough

    World of your source or all things WOW

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