Alabama Vindicated: Five Foot Penis Used in Terrorist/Hostile Penis Environment Attack Upon Law Enforcement

In the latest example of either A) a terrorist attack or B) a hostile penile environment episode, the Alabama legislature has been vindicated. Dildos are dangerous. (Choose A if you’re a Cheneyite and choose B if you’re a MacKinnonite).

A bachelorette party in Kansas “got out of hand,” resulting in a rabble rouser launching a five-foot inflatable penis at a police officer on horseback.

Between this and the dog chick from Indiana, I’d say that the rest of the country better stop making fun of Flori-duh until we get a chance to catch up.

Hat tip to Popehat

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