Sen. John McCain said Sunday he would not necessarily support his former running mate if she chose to run for president.
Speaking to ABC’s “This Week,” McCain was asked whether Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin could count on his support. “I can’t say something like that. We’ve got some great other young governors.”
In related news, Barack Obama is not sure if he wants to adopt my suggestion that we change the national anthem to “Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta,” the KKK isn’t all that certain that it wants to admit Jews, and we’re all a teensy bit on the fence on whether we’d all like to have our skulls crushed with repeated blows from a ball peen hammer. But we’ll get back to you.