Ok, Hero Status Revoked

I thought this guy had brass balls the size of grapefruits and announced that he was my new hero. (link).

I reverse myself. He got really lucky that time. If you are male, do not do anything this guy says unless you want to guarantee yourself a reputation as “that creepy skeeby guy.” (Just read this … make sure you have a barf bag handy. What an ass hat.)

5 Responses to Ok, Hero Status Revoked

  1. Martza Majstoravich says:

    This is what I posted on ass-hat’s site. What are the odds he will actually accept it?

    Check it out:
    “Why don’t you stick tampons in your nose and call it a day?

    And as for the “How to Make a Hot Woman Unconscious in 30 minutes or Less,” I consider myself average and couldn’t get past the first paragraph.

    I didn’t think Avanoo (sp? too lazy to check) meant being manipulative.”

    What a creep.

  2. kbrick says:

    This guy is an absolute douchebag! His assanine tactics probably “work” on girls who A) have daddy issues B) have low self esteem C) are idiots and D) are desperate. Please follow Randazza’a advice and aviod these tactics like you would JoJo the truckstop hooker with herpes. If you truly want to acheive mastercocksman status just be yourself because any girl worth being with can smell a fake a mile a way. You will come across as geniune and sincere and a girl will appreciate it. If all else fails make a sh#@load of money and immerse yourself into your work, and who knows maybe during one of those late nights at starbucks you might actually meet someone nice by chance instead of trying to manufacture a romantic encounter. My last tip, a yellow porsche might work as well.
    kurt brickman

  3. ntjlaw says:

    Good lord; this is some bs story line that should have never made it online. What are we to expect next, “how to get $$$$ in 5 min.” this article was making laugh with my tongue out…….dear lord……….

    if you need advise, “don’t ask me.”

    then again just ask brickman!!!!!!!!!

    nelson tejada, jr.

  4. I can guarantee you, after reading this guy’s blog “How to Seduce a Hot Woman in Thirty Minutes or Less”, that he drinks cosmo’s… This is the type of shit I may have tried when I was in high school and knew more about the inner workings of seducing my own hand, more than a woman; but seriously, it’s one of the dumbest things I have ever read… at this point in my comment, just imagine James Downey (the Principal in Billy Madison) popping up and exclaiming, “Mr. [insert Mr. Special’s name here], what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent blog post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

  5. mike ferolito says:

    these tactics are funny at best, each woman is different and the game is figuring the women out and playing on what makes her tick

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