Cop shoots kittens in front of children

August 5, 2014

An Ohio mom called animal control to take away a feral mother cat and her kittens. So, in front of her kids, he pulled out a gun and shot them.

Police Chief Mike Freeman defended the shooting as a method of euthanasia and defended the action of the officers, stating that, “the officers will not face any disciplinary actions.” (source)

I was pretty sure that this was something from The Onion when I first saw the headline. It is not.

UK Duo Convicted of Mere Possession of Pornographic Images

August 5, 2014

Two men in the United Kingdom were sentenced to a £500 fine and a two year suspended sentence for possession of “disturbing” pornographic images. The images were described as “extreme pornographic image[s] likely to cause injury,” and “pornographic images involving animals.” (source)

The men claimed that they did not view the pornography, nor did they seek it out, but that the videos were sent to them via WhatsApp. When your receive a video or an image from that (or other messaging services) it often gets automatically added to a smartphone’s camera roll. The men were unaware of this fact, and carried the porn around for months before getting caught with it.

Prostitutes the Prophet Would Love?

June 1, 2014

According to Alba Waba, there is a loophole in Islam that allows “Halal Hookers.” The loophole is Nikāḥ al-Mutʿah (Arabic: نكاح المتعة‎), which is a “temporary marriage,” where the duration of the marriage is pre-determined, and the dowry pre-set, and the husband can give the wife money, if he wants. (source)

Unfortunately, it is bullshit.

Genital mutilation of child ordered by Third World court

June 1, 2014

This is a horrifying story.

A little girl in Somalia was born to a couple who are no longer together. The father believes in a practice where they remove a portion of the girl’s genitalia at birth. The mother does not share those beliefs. Despite her efforts to save her daughter from genital mutilation, for the past 3 1/2 years, a local Sharia court has ruled in the father’s favor. The Sharia court ordered that the father can have the little girl’s vagina mutilated, but to make matters worse, the Sharia Judge ruled that the mother was not allowed to even lead the little girl to believe that she was not in favor of having her daughter’s genitals mutilated.

To read about this barbaric third-world country and this awful misogyny, read the full story here.

UPDATE: WHOOOOOSH!!!! That’s the sound of the point sailing over a lot of readers’ heads.

This did not happen in Somalia — it happened in Florida.

And it wasn’t a little girl. It is a 3 year old boy.

Fuck any of you who mutilate kids’ genitals, boys or girls. You’re sick fucks.

You people are weird

May 30, 2014

Today’s top 10 search terms leading people to the Satyricon.

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Check your privilege

May 29, 2014

“Black’s … are more defensive in nature and attempt to undermine White’s initial advantage.”  (source)


Canada’s 11th Province?

May 27, 2014

This issue seems to come up every so often — the Turks & Caicos islands joining Canada as the 11th province. (source) Some refer to the dream as “Canada’s Hawaii.”

In fact, the idea has been bouncing around since World War I. In 1917, Canadian Prime Minister Robert Borden first proposed Canadian Annexation of the archipelago. (source) However, Great Britain was not amused. In 2004, Nova Scotia discussed inviting the Turks & Caicos to become part of that province. But, nothing has yet come of this nearly 100 year quest for a Canadian outpost in the warmer climates.

But that doesn’t stop the deluge of blog posts and news reports discsussing the potential for the Islands to become “Canada’s 11th Province.” Nevertheless, that seems quite unlikely.

To add a province to Canada, the Canadian Constitution has to be amended. Prior to 1982, this would have been comparatively easy, since there was no amendment procedure in the Canadian Constitution — amendments were enacted by amending the British North America Act of 1867. But, that required that the Canadian government would have to request the UK government to pass such an amendment, but from what I have read, they usually rubber stamped such requests.

Now, since Patriation in 1982, the Canadian Constitution Act, (Sections 38 to 49) requires an amendment under Section 38 of the Act in order to admit new provinces. To pass an amendment under Section 38 requires the House of Commons and the Senate to both pass identical resolutions, and then two thirds of the provincial legislatures must also approve of the change (so 7 provinces). But, those 7 provinces’ population must add up to at least 50% of the Canadian population. Therefore, if Ontario (38.4% of the population) gangs up with Quebec (23.6%) or British Columbia (13.1%) against an amendment, then even though 8 out of 10 provinces are in favor, the amendment would fail.

However, adding a mere territory is permitted under Section 44 of the Constitution Act, which only requires an act of Parliament. This is how Nunavut became a territory (but it is not yet a province). See Nunavut Act of 1993.

What’s the difference? As a matter of law, are largely self-governing (similar to an American state), and territories are run by the federal government. But, the difference between territorial and provincial status has lessened over the years as the federal government has granted territories powers and benefits that are largely the same as that enjoyed by the provinces. (source) However, as you see above, the territories don’t take part in constitutional amendments.

At this point, there are 10 provinces and 3 territories in Canada. The smallest province, both in territory and population is Prince Edward Island, which has about 140,000 people spread over 5.6 million square kilometers. The territories of Northwest Territories, Yukon, and Nunavut are huge, but have 41,000, 34,000, and 32,000 people respectively. The Turks & Caicos consist of a mere 430 sq. km. and about the same population as Nunavut.

Setting aside the unprecedented nature of a “Turks & Caicos Act,” absorbing the islands into Canada at all, it would seem quite unlikely for the islands to join as a province. While the Nunavummiut (for example) would have no power to do anything about it (provided 7 out of 10 provinces with 50% of the population wanted it to happen), Canada seems to take the issue of aboriginal rights and concerns quite seriously. It would seem to be a bit of a slap in the face of the Nunavummiut to grant provincial status to a new entity, while they do not enjoy the same status.

On the other hand, if Canada wants its own version of Hawaii, perhaps the T&C would have some bargaining power to insist upon being a full province or not agreeing to hoist the Maple Leaf over its tropical beaches.

However, I’m not entirely certain that they would push for that status. Being a province comes with more power, but it is a tougher marriage to dissolve. No territory has ever sought to secede from Canada. However, Quebec has a long history of flirting with independence. In Reference re Secession of Quebec, [1998] 2 S.C.R. 217, the Canadian Supreme Court held that a province has no right to unilateral secession. But, in the same opinion it held that if a Quebec referendum came out in favor of secession, the rest of Canada would have no basis to object, and the breakaway province and the rest of the country would need to then negotiate the terms of the split. Given the unprecedented nature of the union, I question whether the T&Cs would be interested in jumping right into a constitutional marriage with Canada, rather than trying out the relationship as a territory first.

Even stranger would be the possible “Singapore situation.” In 1963, when Peninsular Malaya and northern Borneo gained independence, Singapore was incorporated into the new Republic of Malaysia. But, two years later, Malaysia decided that it no longer wanted Singapore. The Malaysian Parliament voted 126-0 to expel Singapore from the republic, thus creating a reluctant new independent nation.

Certainly, the T&Cs would like to try out the relationship as a territory. But, what if Canada didn’t like the relationship? What would happen then? If Canada admitted the T&Cs as a province, it would certainly seem to be constitutionally messy for them to then change their minds and expel the islands. As a territory, the Canadian government would seem to have the power to a unilateral divorce. Alternatively, they could leave the Canadian flag up, but devolve as many powers as they liked to the local authorities — creating an independent state in all but name.

If the T&Cs were to become part of Canada, it is virtually certain that their only status would be that of a territory and not a province. Accordingly, if it happened (which is doubtful) it would likely not be “Canada’s Hawaii.” It would look more like “Canada’s Puerto Rico” or “Canada’s Guam.”


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