Score Another One for Porn

By J. DeVoy

Pubic lice (better known as “crabs”) aren’t necessarily going extinct, but reported cases are way down due to brazilian waxing and the pubic grooming trends staked out by the porn industry.

4 Responses to Score Another One for Porn

  1. shg says:

    I hate public lice. I much prefer my lice in private. But that’s just me. Your mileage may differ.

    • J DeVoy says:

      Heh, fixed. I’ve seen “pubic” substituted for “public” a few embarrassing times (I don’t believe I was responsible for those), but this is the first time I’ve encountered the reverse.

  2. Ancel De Lambert says:

    Suck it, “unintended consequences”! It’s not a bug, it’s a feature. (hah!)

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