They can forcibly jam a tube up your dick to make sure they get their DUI conviction

We used to have this thing called the Bill of Rights. If you think that George Bush and the PATRIOT Act were where we lost it, you’re wrong. War on drugs? Wrong again. It really started to go to hell when a bunch of mothers, looking for meaning in their kids’ tragic deaths, decided that they would shriek until the sound tore the very foundation of what this country is supposed to be about.

And now, they can jam a tube up your dick, forcibly, to make sure they get a conviction for impaired driving. (Simple Justice)

One Response to They can forcibly jam a tube up your dick to make sure they get their DUI conviction

  1. Cephas Atheos says:

    May I ask, iif someone’s DUI (actually drunk, but as-yet-uncaught), and they’re the cause of an accident that maims someone (as most drunk drivers sooner or later do, some repeatedly), wouldn’t it be better for society to be able to obtain evidence to ensure they don’t get back on the road again? Wouldn’t that overweening benefit trump an individual’s right not to have a garden hose shoved up his willy? Or is that missing something?

    On a related note, as someone who’s been under the knife nearly a dozen times, I can pretty safely say that it would be to *everybody’s* advantage to get a blood sample instead of the tube up the tallywhacker! It’s difficult enough to get the damn thing _out_, it’s. beyond describable getting it put in!

    And as my wife and I found out the hard way, never, EVER, raise a patient’s urine bag above the height of said patient’s bladder. Rollbacks are a bitch.

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