Dispatches from the front in the primate intellectual property war

By J. DeVoy

Monkeys and copyrights have become a topic of fierce debate, and are at the leading edge of the great ongoing war between apes and humanity.

Crime and Federalism shows us why we should respect primate claims to intellectual property.  Please, someone amend the Copyright Act so that we may know peace in our time.

One Response to Dispatches from the front in the primate intellectual property war

  1. Jesus Christ, Jay!

    First off, that was fucking SEMOS. The ape rebellion began in that video. And the sight of the mere first ape to revolt makes you go all beta, ready to capitulate and change our intellectual property laws for them?

    What next? Give them actual property rights? Voting rights? Holy shit man! Next thing you know, they’ll own us!!!!

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