Man bursts into flames in porn store. You can’t explain that!

The tides come in and they go out. You can’t explain that! Magnets just stick to each other, with no glue! You can’t explain that! Jagermeister goes in, puke comes out. You can’t explain that! And you sure as shit can’t explain a man bursting into flames while watching a porn movie in a sex shop.

Could this bizarre incident be attributed to a higher power?

“I believe so. I definitely believe so,” [Pastor Roger] Huang told AOL News, adding that he hopes the unidentified man is recovering from the burns. (source)

4 Responses to Man bursts into flames in porn store. You can’t explain that!

  1. Jozef says:

    Of course you can explain the burning guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction

  2. [...] Randazza directs us to this strange story: For seven years, Roger Huang, a pastor who runs a rescue mission in San Francisco’s Tenderloin district, has been trying to shut down the sex shops there. This week he may have seen a sign that his efforts are working. [...]

  3. metasonix says:

    I’d rather burst into flames than drink Jagermeister……

  4. jump says:

    It’s the Tenderloin. This happens a lot. Drug addicts smoke crack in the booths — gives them privacy and some nice background video while they’re getting high. Cheap lighters often explode when you keep the flame open for too long (as is necessary for crack smoking).

    explained.

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