Arizona Bar issues ethics opinion allowing AZ attorneys to give advice on medical marijuana

February 23, 2011

The Arizona Bar just issued an ethics opinion that essentially says that Arizona lawyers can advise Arizonans on medical marijuana issues, despite the fact that doing so would be a lawyer advising a client on how to break federal law.

The opinion concludes:

Lawyers may ethically advise clients about complying with the Arizona Medical Marijuana Act, including advising them about compliance with Arizona law, assisting them to establish business entities, and formally representing clients before a governmental agency regarding licensing and certification issues, but only in the narrow circumstances set forth in this opinion and only if lawyers strictly adhere to those requirements. (Op.)

Those narrow circumstances include advising the client that the conduct is still against federal law.

Lets hear it for the Arizona Bar.


This is what a hero looks like

February 21, 2011

Well, I don’t have pictures of them, but the story shows you all you need to know.

Benghazi, Libya erupted into protests against the autocratic regime of Moammar Gadaffi. In fact, reports say that the protesters are in control of the city. Gadaffi scrambled two Mirage jets and ordered them to bomb the uppity protesters.

The two pilots, Colonels in the Libyan air force, instead flew their jets to Malta and defected. (source)

This reminds me of the story of the People Power revolution, in the Philippines, when then-president Ferdinand Marcos sent helicopter gunships to destroy the rebel headquarters. Instead, they landed there and saluted Fidel Ramos, the rebel leader, and told him “sir, you have your air force.”

I’m sure at some point in American history we have had similar heroes. Right? I mean, think of the American military pilots who decided they wouldn’t bomb civilians in… umm… well, ok, think of the TSA Agents who stood up and said “Enough,” we won’t be the tools who let the government shred the Constitution anymore …. source, hmmm… find a source…


Most Extreme “Terrorist Threat” Story?

February 18, 2011

by Charles Platt

Of course this is only one side of the story. But since it emanates from a law firm, I hope it is at least factually sound. I sure hope Murtha&Murtha are around to defend me when it’s my turn.


Someday Never Comes – Clearance Creamsoda Redial

February 18, 2011

On the Wisconsin Riots

February 17, 2011

By J. DeVoy

To the Wisconsinites who have turned out to support public employees over the last two days: You’ve been duped.  I don’t wish any ill will on individual public employees in the state of Wisconsin.  But if you are not in this favored class, or married to one of them, you’re being manipulated.  I pity you.

What the employees and their sympathizers don’t realize is that things are going to be much, much worse down the road.  Teacher layoffs will become district closures and county-wide consolidations in a desperate bid to stay solvent and spread costs far enough to provide minimal services.  Just wait until the yuppies in Whitefish Bay have to integrate their school district with Milwaukee County — it’s happened in other areas, and will be the only way to get enough money together for the schools to stay operational.  The layoffs will be massive.

Also, the concessions – roughly 6% of some employees’ pay – aren’t that dramatic.  These complaints fall on deaf ears when raised to people who aren’t suckling on the government teat. And what do the teachers do to show their outrage? Cancel school, harming the people they claim to care about more than anyone else.  Formalistically, I understand the consternation about doing away with collective bargaining, or even curtailing those rights.  But, this latest state of affairs, the “new normal” for Wisconsin and other states, means public employees will have to learn that they are the servants and not the masters.  The longer Wisconsin and other states live in denial of reality, the more likely that someone harsher than even Governor Christie will rise up to make the really painful cuts.

On the topic of politicians, where are they on the issue?  Nowhere, in some cases.  Wisconsin Senate Democrats fled to Illinois to avoid having to take a stand on the issue: Kowtowing to the new public sector elite and casting a vote for economic suicide, or voting to make necessary cuts that might mean a political career cut short.  This would be outrageous if it wasn’t a classical pussy Democrat tactic to avoid difficult situations.  In 2003, Texas’ Democrat legislators fled the statehouse and the state itself to avoid a redistricting vote they couldn’t win.  Republicans are awful in their own right, but at least they can stand and take a punch.

To see people coming out in favor of this nonsense – smart people I respect, like most of my classmates – churns my stomach.  Not them, but their positions.  Surely they understand that we live in a world of finite resources, and that some things matter than making other people feel happy.  Solvency matters more than ay one individual’s job, as callous as that sounds.  You know that in your heart of hearts, some municipal sanitation worker or unionized third-grade teacher isn’t going to lift a finger for you.  In fact, they never have.  They follow the herd to Wal Mart and undermine domestic manufacturing; they buy the cheapest, shittiest and flashiest cars – wherever they’re made; they do nothing but sit smugly and think about how good they have it with a government job as the private sector deleverages and shrinks the tax base upon which they rely for their jobs and income.  Yet now public employees want people to come out and show their willingness to pay unsupportable wages and benefits that the unionized elect won’t concede when asked to do so.

Some say that it’s unhealthy to view life as a zero-sum game.  Perhaps it is.  But in this situation, the people are being asked to grin and bear yet another knife in their back not from their employers, but from the people their tax dollars employ.  The more the average private sector employee supports these public workers, the more power they have over the lives and pocketbooks of people who have to worry about profits — all while the world becomes flatter, more competitive, and turns increasingly against them.  Fuck. That. Noise.


Strandbeests

February 17, 2011

H/T: Bob


Hey Flori-duh, thanks for the $2.4 billion!

February 17, 2011

Just walk!

You know Flori-duh… the only way to get elected there is to screech about God, Guns, and Gays.

Rick Scott, the latest visionary to serve as Governor of America’s Wang, just said “no thanks” to $2.4 billion in federal funds to start Florida’s high-speed rail project. The GOP doesn’t like projects that threaten the profits of our Saudi overlords.

Republican C.C. “Doc” Dockery, former chairman of the Florida High Speed Rail Commission, told the Tampa Tribune that today was “a great day for the citizens of California, who will be getting billions of dollars that Florida didn’t want and the thousands of jobs that come with the money.”(source)

Of course, I’ll agree that high speed rail from Tampa to Orlando isn’t exactly high on the list of smart ideas. So if you take the train from Tampa to Orlando, what the hell do you do then? Walk? Not like there’s any real public transportation in either city.

Hey, go get your Irony Meter…. Dockery’s wife, Paula Dockery, represents the Lakeland area — which is otherwise known as Methlabistan. When the State of Flori-duh was ready to put in a real, working, viable commuter rail project in the Orlando area, its chief opponent was … wait for it…. Paula Dockery. (source)

As someone who escaped Flori-duh for the West… thanks for the money, Flori-duh!


Something is missing from this story

February 17, 2011

How the hell did THIS guy get into a fabulous bar? With that hair? Puh leeze.

Josue Hernandez went to a bar in Naples, Florida (of course), and bought drinks for a bunch of ladies for four hours.

Then, he figured out that they were cross-dressers.

So he flipped out, started fights, and started smashing bottles. You know, to prove his manhood and all that.

You’ve got a group of trans genders in a bar. That strongly suggests that the bar must have a high degree of fabulousness. How the fuck did THAT GUY get into a bar like that?


Brilliant!

February 17, 2011

Rep. Dan Burton, (R-Ind) is what you’d probably call a “horse’s ass.”

First, he co-sponsored the “Prevention of Equine Cruelty Act,” which would impose a three year jail sentence for anyone “possessing, shipping, transporting, purchasing, selling, delivering, or receiving any horse, horse flesh, or carcass with the intent that it be used for human consumption.” (The bill’s Democrat sponsor was John Conyers, D-Mich.).

Of course, there’s too many damn horses in the United States, and they keep on breeding. So what to do… what to do….

Here comes Dan Burton again. He wants to spend federal funds to give horses birth control. (source). Meanwhile, his republican colleagues want to cut funding for birth control for humans.


Why I chose dudeism instead of christianity

February 12, 2011

Dudeism makes way more sense.


I hereby forsake Atheism

February 12, 2011

I’m sorry if this throws you all for a loop. I realize that my hostility to religion is a bit of a cornerstone of the Legal Satyricon. But, well, Randazza abides…


Dan Snyder is butthurt, SLAPP suit ensues, Irony meter pegged

February 6, 2011

By Marc J. Randazza

Washington Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, seems to have awfully thin skin for a guy who owns a sports team named after a racial insult.

Snyder filed a frivolous defamation suit against the Washington City Paper (“WCP”) based upon an article “The Cranky Redskins Fan’s Guide to Dan Snyder.”

Snyder accuses the WCP of spreading “lies, half-truths, innuendo, and anti-Semitic imagery” to defame him, seeking $2 million in damages.  The amount is split between two claims, the first for defamation and the second for false light.  The “anti-semitic imagery” he complains of is a crude addition of horns, a unibrow and Anton LaVey-esque goatee to Snyder’s photograph in the WCP, which can be seen here.

No, your irony meter is not broken. It is actually reading 11. A guy who owns the Washington Redskins is complaining that someone created an allegedly racist drawing of him. And, anyone who thinks that “Washington Redskins” isn’t a bigoted term, I used to think the same thing. In law school, I was in a debate with a guy I’ll identify as “Steve B.” I was armed with my free-speech bona fides, and ready to pwn Steve in front of the whole class for being overly politically correct. With his opening shot, Steve looked at me and said “what would you think if they were called the ‘Washington Jigaboos?’ Because the way black people would feel about that is how Native Americans feel about ‘Redskins.’”

I immediately conceded. Steve was right. The debate was over.

Please re-calibrate your irony meters -- Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington *Redskins*; complains that this drawing is racist.

So, the owner of the Washington Jigaboos Redskins is pissy about someone supposedly using racist imagery.

On behalf of Native Americans, up yours, Dan Snyder. Up yours with a cactus grown in the driest part of the Navajo reservation.

But lets get back to the issue at hand:

Dave McKenna’s comprehensive compendium on Snyder’s questionable reputation, which gave rise to this lawsuit, is not the first time he offended Snyder’s sensibilities.  Snyder paints a paranoid picture of McKenna as a conspirator, evidenced in his November 24, 2010 letter to the WCP – sent less than a week after McKenna’s article hit the streets.  Because McKenna mentioned Snyder within the WCP and its blog 15 times in as many months, Snyder believed McKenna was attacking him to please his new bosses at Atalaya Capital, which acquired Creative Loafing and the WCP in August 2009. (source.)

Even so, it appears McKenna gave Snyder a fair shake.  Before McKenna’s article was published, Snyder’s wife went to the local media to defend her husband.  In an interview, she said her husband was now surrounded by ‘better people,’ and that he had ‘grown and he’s evolved.’ (source.)  The offending article even begins with the words “[w]e’ve been told a New Dan Snyder walks among us”!

Nevertheless, lets not forget that Dan Snyder is a wealthy man. He is a fabulously wealthy man. And we all know that the fabulously wealthy often believe that they are above being criticized by the rabble — and when the rabble forgets it, they need only spread their ass cheeks, let a few filthy pieces of silver fall from their milk-fed buttholes, and some swine of a lawyer will be lying underneath, mouth agape, happy to catch what might dribble from the sphincter of privilege — their oath, their ethics, and free speech be damned.

In nicer words, this is a classic SLAPP suit — not filed because it has a chance of success — but filed because the cost of defending it will be punitive enough to remind the little people that people who can afford to use helicopters as personal transportation vehicles do not like to be made fun of or criticized.

The first sign that this is a SLAPP suit? You need go no further than paragraph 1. The complaint states “Mr. Snyder is a public figure. As such, he accepts the right of the public and the press to criticize him or to express personal dislike, whether or not such expressions are justified by the facts.”

Precisely.

In other words, Mr. Snyder is going to need to leap over the “actual malice” standard laid down in New York Times v. Sullivan, 376 U.S. 254 (1964). In that case, the Supreme Court held that the First Amendment required that a public official libel plaintiff must establish, through clear and convincing evidence, that the defendant acted out of “actual malice.” That doesn’t mean that the writer must have acted out of malicious intent, but rather that the defendant published his words “with knowledge that it was actually false or with reckless disregard of whether it was false or not.” Later cases expanded this to encompass defamation suits by public figures, as well as public officials. See, e.g, Curtis Publishing Company v. Butts, 388 U.S. 130 (1967); Gertz v. Robert Welch, 418 U.S. 323, 351 (1974).

Public figures can, occasionally, prevail under this standard. However, the bar is so high that unless the case is flawless, it is unlikely to go anywhere except down the “expensive to defend” highway. Snyder knows this. His attorneys know this. But Snyder is a wealthy man, and his lawyers don’t mind the taste of feces in their mouths, as long as they are licking the foul substance off of Snyder’s coins.

Lets take a look at Snyder’s claims under New York law. New York is very protective of free speech — especially where the news media is concerned. What constitutes a statement of opinion is broad, and can even embrace language that in other states may be defamation per se, such as calling another person “unprofessional.”  See Amodei v. New York State Chiropractic Association, 160 A.D.2d 279, 280 (N.Y. Sup. Ct. App. Div. 2d Dept. 1990), aff’d 571 N.E.2d 79 (N.Y. 1991); Halegoua v. Doyle, 171 Misc. 2d 986, 991 (N.Y. Sup. Ct. 1997); Wait v. Beck’s North America, Incorporated, 241 F. Supp 2d 172, 183 (N.D.N.Y. 2003). (“Statements that someone has acted unprofessionally or unethically generally are constitutionally protected statements of opinion.”).

Despite Snyder’s melodramatic whining about McKenna’s negative opinion of him, even incendiary and inflammatory criticism of a subject is protected rhetorical hyperbole. See Greenbelt Coop. Pub. Ass’n v. Bresler, 893 U.S. 6, 14 (1970); Gross v. N.Y. Times Co., 623 N.E.2d 1163, 1167 and 1169 (N.Y. 1993). Even heavily caustic attacks on public figures are afforded the highest level of Constitutional protection. Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46, 52 (1988).

The second cause of action is a bit trickier.  While the language reads like a false light claim, there’s a wrinkle here: According to the Citizen Media Law Project, New York doesn’t recognize the tort of false light. Costanza v. Seinfeld, 27 Media L. Rep. 2177 (N.Y. Sup. Ct. 1999), aff’d, 719 N.Y.S.2d 29 (N.Y. App. Div. 2001); Howell v. New York Post Co., 21 Media L. Rep. 1273 (N.Y. 1993)  That leaves Snyder with the tort of defamation by implication, which remains a form of defamation and thus subject to the same attacks set forth in the preceding paragraph.

Nonetheless, as the owner of the Redskins, Snyder has access to lawyers and the money to pay for them, and can inflict quite a lot of pain onto the defendants. Furthermore, even if the WCP fends off these claims, Snyder has made it clear that anyone smaller than the WCP had better be worried — criticizing him is not without its significant costs.

Mr. Snyder has more than sufficient means to protect his reputation. We presume that defending such litigation would not be a rational strategy for an investment fund such as yours. Indeed, the cost of litigation would presumably quickly outstrip the asset value of the Washington City Paper.” (source)

Snyder appears more butthurt than genuinely wronged. Unfortunately for him, or fortunately for us all, there still is no cause of action in the United States for intentionally butthurting a rich dude. Unfortunately for us all, win or lose, Snyder and his legal team just turned blew a cold wind across the free expression fruited plain.

J. Malcom DeVoy contributed to this post. Hat tip to Johnny Utah.


Crackdown on Live Streaming of Sporting Events

February 3, 2011

by Jason Fischer

This week, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement shut down a number of websites that were offering live streams of professional sporting events (source).  The central claim was that the video delivered through those websites is protected by copyrights.

While I’m sure there are some hippies those out there who would take the position that a sporting event can’t be copyrighted (I’ve read some off-the-wall legal articles that take such a position), I am firmly in the camp that believes the recorded video is absolutely the kind of thing that Article I, Section 8, Clause 8, was drafted to cover.  My main problem here is that, rather than developing an effective way to reach every viewer who wants to enjoy their broadcasts, professional sports associations go crying to their congressman or the U.S. attorney about how their shitty business model is not making as much money as it used to.

Wake the fuck up, asssholes.  We live in a world where on-demand, high-definition video is a viable option.  I watch crap on my iPad while taking a crap — and I couldn’t be happier that this has become technologically possible.  I should be able to watch whatever I want, whenever I want, and wherever I want to watch it.  If I wanna watch “The Leap Home” at 3:45am on Tuesday, then there’s no reason why I shouldn’t be able to.  Charge me a fee for it; I’m okay with that — but quit complaining about piracy, when you are actively blocking viewers from consuming your product.


Hunting Hydrogen Balloons With RC Copters

February 2, 2011

Unfair competition claim against Redtube et al. dismissed under California Anti-SLAPP statute

February 2, 2011

By J. DeVoy

A California Appeals Court decision reversed a trial court’s decision dismissing an unfair competition claim against Bright Imperial Limited (Redtube) and a host of other adult entertainment companies including Bang Bros, Brazzers and Fling.com.  The decision, Cammarata v. Bright Imperial Limited, No. B218226 (Cal. App. Ct. Jan. 26, 2011), invoked California’s Anti-SLAPP statute in reaching its conclusion.  To wit, Randazza predicted this outcome in July, 2009.

At the core of Cammarata’s grievance against RedTube was that it offered licensed content at a lower price than its competitors.  Apparently, notions of efficiency and price competition are best left to Ivory Tower blockheads at Wharton and Harvard Business School; alternative revenue models for pornography offend fair competition (yet making everyone charge for it strangely doesn’t).  I can see the logic in this — post-Twombly, conscious parallelism won’t even get past the motion to dismiss stage in Antitrust cases, so forcing your competitors to charge for a product so that you can do the same with a larger profit margin makes a lot of sense.  The court summarized Cammarata’s argument thusly:

Cammarata argues that because the price Bright charges to watch a video—zero—is less than what it costs Bright to maintain the video on its server Bright is selling or giving away the viewing of the video “at less than the cost thereof” in violation of Business and Professions Code section 17043 notwithstanding the undisputed evidence that Bright makes a net profit by selling advertising that appears on and accompanies the videos. (source.)

Isn’t that what most businesses do, though?  Newspapers and magazines are sold below cost, and network television is still free, though you certainly get what pay for.  If a model based on advertising revenues seems familiar to you, fear not, because that very thought occurred to the California Appeals Court:

If Bright’s business model sounds familiar it’s because it’s the business model typical of broadcast radio and television stations in the United States not to mention thousands of local newspapers and, more recently, tens of thousands of Internet websites including Youtube, CNN and Video.Yahoo. (source.)

Finally, there was no evidence that Redtube was responsible for Cammarata’s losses.  In the course of the dispute, Redtube’s attorneys viewed more than 100 tube-based adult entertainment sites.  Not only had Redtube failed to push Cammarata out of business, despite down sales, it has failed to push other tube sites out of the market.  The evidence belied Cammarata’s argument, as unfair business practices ultimately are used to gain a market advantage, and none was evidenced by the facts before the Appellate Court.  This lack of evidence proved fatal for Cammarata’s unfair competition claim:

The trial court erred. Business and Professions Code section 17204 provides that a person may pursue a cause of action for unfair competition only if the person has “suffered injury in fact and has lost money or property as a result of the unfair competition.” As Cammarata could not make a minimal showing that he suffered losses which would entitle him to restitution he lacked standing to pursue injunctive relief. (Citizens of Humanity, LLC v. Costco Wholesale Corp. (2009) 171 Cal.App.4th 1, 22.) Therefore, the court should have stricken the unfair competition cause of action. (source.)

California’s Anti-SLAPP law did not dismiss the entire Complaint, but eliminated a charge that could have required significant restitution from the defendants.  Respondents were also awarded their costs on the appeal, and may receive further fees under California’s Anti-SLAPP statute — making it an even more powerful force for, shall we say, “creative” litigants to contemplate.


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