Sex robots lurch closer to reality

March 31, 2010

By J. DeVoy

AEBN will debut its RealTouch device to the general public in April, at Adultcon.  Though simulating the sexual experience of adult actors is not a high-concept conquest, the technological barriers surrounding it are substantial.  RealTouch sounds to be much more sophisticated than a mere oscillating vibrator.

RealTouch simulates the authentic warmth moistness and relative motion of the exact sexual encounter in a video on demand clip the user is watching on his computer screen.

It also gives men virtually the same sensations adult movie actors experience in their films.

This technology is just one of many others that, when united, will adequately replicate the sexual experience for many men.  As Ferdinand Bardamu notes in his review of Mass Effect 2, computer-generated graphics have come far enough to blur the lines between the real and the digital, a critical component in making sex robot and virtual eroticism technology viable.  Combining this with the tactile aspects of RealTouch and realistic figures such as Roxxxy or Real Dolls, actual sex will become obsolete for those who feel the costs of procuring it far exceed the benefits.

When that day comes, the social fallout will be catastrophic.


Rep. Steve Cohen with more badassery!

March 30, 2010

hot on the heels of being named a Legal Satyricon First Amendment Bad Ass for introducing Federal Anti-Slapp legislation, Rep. Cohen gives a shout out to Alex Chilton, may he rest in slack.

[YouTube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9LGwzGnx5w&sns=em]


Majority of Tea Party movement is female

March 30, 2010

By J. DeVoy

New facts about the Tea Party movement emerge in a recent Quinnipiac University poll.

  • 74 percent are Republicans or independent voters leaning Republican;
  • 16 percent are Democrats or independent voters leaning Democratic;
  • 5 percent are solidly independent;
  • 45 percent are men;
  • 55 percent are women;
  • 88 percent are white;
  • 77 percent voted for Sen. John McCain in 2008;
  • 15 percent voted for President Barack Obama

Garcetti v. Ceballos potentially subsumes public employees’ First Amendment rights

March 30, 2010

By J. DeVoy

Public employees in political jobs often walk a difficult line when they speak about current affairs.  Historically, this speech was protected by the Pickering-Connick test, established in Pickering v. Board of Education of Township High School District, 391 U.S. 563 (1968), and Connick v. Myers, 461 U.S. 138 (1983).  Under that test, courts engaged in a two-step inquiry: First, whether the employee’s speech was a matter of public concern based on its content, form and context, and Second, if the speech was a matter of public concern, if the public employer had an adequate justification for treating the employee differently from any other member of the general public.

In 2006, the United States Supreme Court added a new threshold inquiry to this analysis.  In Garcetti v. Ceballos, 547 U.S. 410 (2006), a five-justice majority held that a prosecutor who criticized the circumstances under which a warrant was issued made his statements as a public employee.  As a consequence, the Supreme Court found that his statements were not protected by the First Amendment, and his civil liberties were not violated when the office passed him over for a promotion as a consequence of them.

At the time of this decision, there was considerable concern that this would limit the free speech of government employees.  In Kennedy’s majority opinion, the court addressed this concern, which Souter raised in his dissent.  The majority found it very unlikely that public entities would create positions with excessively broad job descriptions that would effectively muzzle employees.  The court noted that an employee’s actual responsibilities were at issue, which could depart significantly from his or her job description; a task’s mere inclusion in a job description is “neither necessary nor sufficient” to show it was entailed in the employee’s actual job duties.

A Different Problem Arises

While the issue of overbroad job descriptions has not come to pass, a new problem may be brewing in the circuit courts.  There seems to be wide discrepancy in how Garcetti has been applied to subsequent cases, emanating from the Fifth Circuit.  While the Supreme Court engaged in a probing analysis of public employees’ job duties, the Fifth Circuit has taken a more mechanistic view of this inquiry, and repeatedly held that statements relevant to job duties are made as state employees, rather than as private citizens.

In Davis v. McKinney, 518 F.3d 304 (5th Cir. 2008), the Circuit Court held that the defendant’s statements about the University of Texas Health Science Center in Houston’s inadequate response to a child pornography investigation were statements made as an employee because they related to her job duties.  In particular, the court stated:

Activities undertaken in the course of performing one’s job are activities pursuant to official duties and not entitled to First Amendment protection.

Davis, 518 F.3d at 313.  The defendant’s statements about the pay for vice presidents in the Health Science Center, statements to the FBI about child pornography on the computers and general concerns about racial discrimination by the Health Science Center were held to be speech made as a private citizen.

Similarly, in Charles v. Grief, 522 F.3d 508 (5th Cir. 2008), a systems analyst’s complaints about racial discrimination in the Texas Lottery Commission were held to be made as a private citizen.  Although this discrimination arose in the course of Charles’s employment, addressing racial equality was not within the purview of his duties as an analyst.  Therefore his statements were made as a private citizen and afforded certain First Amendment protections by the court.

Not every statement made by these employees was snared in a net preventing free speech, but the Fifth Circuit did not analyze the statements it found to be made as public employees beyond acknowledging that they related to work duties.  These statements may have significant value and otherwise be protected under the Pickering-Connick test, but cannot even reach that point.  Simply because the statements relate to work duties, the Fifth Circuit considers them to be statements made within the scope of public employment, rather than speech by a private citizen.

Other Circuits have engaged in more aggressive inquiries about when a speaker makes statements pursuant to their official duties, rather than whether or not the statements were related to their job duties.  Just because an individual makes a statement related to his or her job and the duties within it does not mean he or she is speaking pursuant to those duties.  In Bivens v. Trent, 592 F.3d 555 (7th Cir. 2010), the Seventh Circuit addressed this very concern and acknowledged the ambiguity surrounding statements relating to job duties made to third parties, but held that reports to supervisors, required as part of Bivens’ job duties, were made pursuant to them.  In Fuerst v. Clarke, 454 F.3d 770 (7th Cir. 2006) the Seventh Circuit declined to find a sheriff’s statements, though relating to his job duties, were made pursuant to them when he spoke in his capacity as a union representative.

Implications for Public Employees

Though the doomsday scenario prophesied by the Garcetti dissents has not come to pass, the Fifth Circuit’s jurisprudence paints a bleak picture of the future for other reasons.  The language of the Davis opinion, quoted above, “activities undertaken in the course of performing one’s job are activities pursuant to official duties and not entitled to First Amendment protection,” misses the point of Garcetti and does not square with the holdings of other jurisdictions, such as the Seventh Circuit.

Actions undertaken in the course of performing job duties are distinct from activities arising pursuant to official duties.  As the Seventh Circuit has read the law, speech made pursuant to job duties is essentially required by it.  This is not the case for speech made during the performance of job duties, which case law shows can be quite broad – especially in the case of policy-setting positions, where political statements and criticism can easily relate back to the speaker’s job duties and be denied First Amendment protection.

Therefore, there is a need to more clearly delineate between speech made relating to job duties and pursuant to them.  If the two are treated the same, as is the case in the Fifth Circuit, then virtually all criticism and communication about one’s job will be silenced.  There will be no need for the Pickering-Connick test under this regime, as those who talk frankly about their job duties will never be able to reach it and prove the public import of their speech.

This is a problem for many reasons.  First, it stifles individual freedom of expression.  Second, it interferes with the ability of government employees to identify what’s wrong in their line of work, potentially improving government operations for all and ensuring that finite tax dollars are better allocated.  This is a serious issue for public employees who wish to freely discuss things related to their job duties – but not pursuant to them – in an effort to seek advice or share information here or on racier websites, such as JDUnderground or AutoAdmit.

If all such instances of speech are considered part of the speaker’s work duties, employees will be left with an unenviable decision: speak freely and risk employer retaliation, or say nothing and suffer in silence.  Beyond the constitutional expectations of free speech that we all enjoy, preserving First Amendment protections for such speech helps those who best know how to improve public employers’ efficiency and efficacy to be heard.

H/T: Andrew Rima, my brilliant moot court partner, who helped me wade through this issue for the 2009 National First Amendment Moot Court Competition.


Comparing Cocks – Granite State Takes the Lead

March 30, 2010

Condomania apparently did an extensive survey of cock sizes throughout the United States. This article, from the Phoenix New Times, proudly boasts the Grand Canyon State’s fifth place finish.

According to the study, New Hampshire has the biggest average penis size in America. That makes sense, what with all that self-confident “Live Free or Die” thing going on. At the other end of the spectrum, poor Wyoming comes in dead last. That makes sense too, since Wyoming is Dick Cheney’s home state.


The Definition of Irony

March 29, 2010

To prove that she’s not really a spoiled little brat, Alicia Gustaferro has filed a $100 million lawsuit against the producers of ABC’s “Wife Swap.” Yeah, that’ll show em. (source)


Quote of the day

March 29, 2010

I think that she is confusin the term “lesbian” with “second wave feminist,” but its a great quote anyhow.

“To me, a lesbian is a person with a dour world view who meets a similar woman, bonds with her, and they proceed to have a sex life so banal and tedious that it rivals that of middle-class heterosexual couples. I’m just trying to have fun. (source)


New York Yankees: highest paid athletes in the world

March 29, 2010

By J. DeVoy

A recent study shows that the New York Yankees’ average player salary is higher than any other sports team in the world.


Seen in Madison…

March 28, 2010

By J. DeVoy

Talk about sending the wrong message.  If EBT cards can be used for donuts – I’m not entirely sure – it demonstrates why healthcare reform is toothless without preventative measures to ensure a healthier population.  Advertising the store’s eagerness to accept government aid in return for junk food can’t help.


Minnesota to state employees: No hotel porn for you?

March 26, 2010

By J. DeVoy

The Minnesota House of Representatives recently killed a bill that would have prohibited government employees from staying at hotels that offer pornography on their in-room televisions when on official business.  The Senate version of this bill, however, S.F. No. 2861, has made it out of committee and awaits a final vote.

The availability of porn in most hotel rooms seems like a given in this day and age.  The intent of this bill is not necessarily to make Minnesota state employees stay at cut-rate roach motels, but seems intended to coerce larger, reputable hotels to make a value judgment and remove their adult content in order to receive state business.  Because the bill only allows for employees to stay in these preferred hotels that don’t offer porn where they are available, its passage would create a race to the bottom; the first business to give up porn would win the bounty of revenues from state employees’ hotel stays.

But what is pornography?  In this case, it is no rhetorical question, because the statute offers a specific definition in section 1:

“pornographic image or performance” means a sexually explicit image or performance that objectifies or exploits its subjects by eroticizing domination, degradation, or violence.

If this bill is enacted into law, it’s doubtful that it will withstand a constitutional challenge.  This essential issue has been decided before, and in favor of free speech.

Deja Vú: American Booksellers Ass’n, Inc. v. Hudnut

The definition proposed by the Minnesota legislature is similar to one promulgated by a Indianapolis ordinance, and which the Seventh Circuit held unconstitutional in American Booksellers Association, Incorporated v. Hudnut. 771 F.2d 323 (7th Cir. 1985); aff’d mem. 475 U.S. 1001 (1986).  The ordinance defined pornography as follows:

The graphic sexually explicit subordination of women, whether in pictures or in words, that also includes one or more of the following:
(1) Women are presented as sexual objects who enjoy pain or humiliation; or
(2) Women are presented as sexual objects who experience sexual pleasure in being raped; or
(3) Women are presented as sexual objects tied up or cut up or mutilated or bruised or physically hurt, or as dismembered or truncated or fragmented or severed into body parts; or
(4) Women are presented as being penetrated by objects or animals; or
(5) Women are presented in scenarios of degradation, injury, abasement, torture, shown as filthy or inferior, bleeding, bruised, or hurt in a context that makes these conditions sexual; or
(6) Women are presented as sexual objects for domination, conquest, violation, exploitation, possession, or use, or through postures or positions of servility or submission or display. 

Writing for the Circuit Court, Justice Easterbrook held that this definition was unconstitutional, and that “no construction or excision of particular terms could save it.” Id. at 332.  The Seventh Circuit affirmed the district court’s ruling, which found the ordinance’s definition overbroad, a prior restraint on speech, and justifiable only by a compelling state interest in reducing sex discrimination, which Indianapolis failed to establish.

The court analogized pornography to the rhetoric of the Ku Klux Klan and Nazi Party.  Irrespective of how degrading others may find pornography to women, those objections are not sufficient to make a ban on pornography like the one embodied in the Indianapolis ordinance constitutional.  At the heart of the matter, the court found that the definition of pornography depended merely on the creator’s perspective; under the ordinance, speech that showed women in a subservient or submissive way would be prohibited irrespective of its literary merit, and expression that embodied gender parity would be lawful without consideration for how graphic and extreme it may be.

The fact that this ordinance was enacted to affect people’s thoughts, and namely to prevent men from seeing women treated subserviently and subsequently treat them as such, was considered by the court.  It was that potential power of this speech, however, that indicated its value.  What the videos at issue depicted – degradation and torture, in some cases – was not the same as the action itself.  As the court stated, “the image of pain is not necessarily pain.” Id. at 330.  Because the ordinance did not consider that such works may contain literary, scientific, political or artistic value, and instead preemptively considered them to be unlawful as if obscene and excepted from the First Amendment’s protections, the court found it to be unconstitutional.

Would Eight follow Seven?

Here, the Minnesota legislature employed a remarkably similar and rigid definition of pornography, essentially prohibiting hotels that host state employees from offering it, as if it were obscene.  Embodied in the Senate bill’s prohibited eroticization of “domination, degradation, or violence,” are the same inflexible standards seen in the Indianapolis ordinance that had nothing to do with obscenity – the avenue most likely to deprive pornography of First Amendment protections – and was found unconstitutional by the Seventh Circuit.  Under the Minnesota bill, works that depict sex without domination, degradation or violence will not be considered pornography and subject to restraint, however outrageous or meritless they are.  This, like the Indiana ordinance before it, pays no heed to the artistic, literary or scientific merit that porn may have, and fails to grasp that a depiction of exploitation, degradation or violence is not in itself any of those things.

Beyond misconstruing pornography as obscenity, the bill uses poorly tailored means to effect its goals.  If the legislature truly is concerned about objectification and exploitation of adult performers, prohibiting state employees – and only them – from using hotels that provide porn as an in-room service is an odd way of showing it.  As previously stated, this legislation is an end-run around an overt intrusion on free speech, and serves as a coercive measure to make hotels stop offering porn on their own.  To that end, it bears no relationship to actually curtailing the woes of exploitation or objectification as the bill claims it does — it merely limits the number of people who can see depictions of them.  Indeed, the only thing this bill likely will stop is the comfortable lodging of state employees in well-known hotels when traveling on state business.

Thankfully, this definition of pornography is drawn poorly enough that it should not withstand a constitutional challenge.  Combined with a badly aimed bill that affects only a small percentage of the state’s residents and doesn’t reach its stated concerns about exploitation, it has little chance of being constitutional.  The test for obscenity already exists under Miller v. California, and it almost certainly will not be redrawn by a legislative enactment in Minnesota – especially when courts struck down virtually identical provisions in the past.  Just as the state has no valid interest in enforcing such a law, the people of Minnesota shouldn’t have an interest in letting it pass.  Even if families and individuals have no interest in viewing porn during their hotel stays, they have every right to do so.  If this bill becomes law and is challenged, the courts seem bound to agree.


Absurdly beta, insecure facebook group of the day

March 25, 2010

By J. DeVoy

There’s plenty of fish in the sea, so can you not flirt with my fish?  Uh, no.  Absent a relationship, men and women have zero duties to refrain from flirting and hitting on targets of the opposite (or same) sex.  As for non-engagement, non-marriage relationships, how is anyone even supposed to know up front that his or her intended target is in one?  It’s the target’s duty to disclose…if he or she does at all.  Even then, it’s not a sure thing — “I have a boyfriend” has become such a stock test for women that it’s impossible to tell if a girl has one and, even if she does, whether that actually precludes anything from happening.

Whenever I see people join this group, I cringe.  There’s a reason why people who would publicly affiliate themselves with such sentiments have the relationship problems that they apparently do — a lack of confidence.  Whether it’s a fear that they’ll never be loved (either again or in the first place), or a case of soul-crushing one-itis that interferes with the ability to see that there are other fish in the sea, both are driven by an all-consuming insecurity that reeks like garbage dump baking in the hot sun, permeating the air for miles.

Life sucks, and in all things, one must kill or be killed.  In the intensifying competition for desirable mates, no quarter is given, and none should be expected.  Those pathetic and embittered enough to whine about prospect poaching so openly should be the least surprised when it happens to them.


One quarter of Republicans believe Obama is the Antichrist

March 25, 2010

By J. DeVoy

And here I thought Antichrist merely was the most badass film to come out of Cannes since Pulp Fiction.  In a recent poll, 24% of Republicans, 6% of Democrats and a composite 14% of Americans believe that Obama is the son of Satan incarnate.  Among other statistics, 40% of respondents said that they believe Obama is a socialist.

Other positions are a bit more believable:

38 percent say he wants to take away Americans’ right to own guns.
29 percent think he has done many things that are unconstitutional.
27 percent say he resents America’s heritage.
27 percent say he does what Wall Street and the bankers tell him to do.

Some are more readily dismissed:

32 percent say he is a Muslim.
25 percent say he was not born in the United States and so is not eligible to be president.
20 percent say he is doing many of the things that Hitler did.

Most shocking is the sheer number of people who hold these beliefs.  The country that harnessed the power of the atom has 14% of its population brainwashed to not only believe that an Antichrist exists, but that he’s walking the earth this very minute as this nation’s president. 

Another response to many of these issues: Who cares?  For example, even if Obama is a Muslim, would that somehow nullify his presidency?  By what standard are these people determining if he’s a Muslim, anyway — some kind of family tradition view or one-drop rule?  Under whatever standard they’re using, I’m pretty sure I’d be considered Jewish by virtue of my mother’s maiden name alone.  If anything, Barack’s tendency to eschew church for the gym indicates he has a healthy view of religion, namely not giving a shit.  Given the poor health of this country, more of these deeply concerned Americans should follow his lead.

In short, it’s a damn shame that WIPO doesn’t have in-person administrative proceedings.  I’d love to live in Geneva at this rate.


Pwned by the mancession? Go east, young man!

March 25, 2010

By J. DeVoy

Gay porn is booming in Prague.  As out-of-work men look for a way to earn a living, more are turning to adult entertainment.  This is especially true for the Czech Republic, which has become one of the largest exporters of this commodity.

Apparently the E.U. is quite accepting of this arrangement:

In many European countries, especially the Czech Republic, the views on sex and sexuality tend to be more liberal than in the U.S.

Also, the majority of gay actors describe themselves as straight, many of whom have girlfriends and wives. They say they are “gay for pay” and do it solely for the money.

And there are market forces to consider.

According to a gender and sexuality expert, there is a big demand among American gay men to see straight men performing in gay porn.

That’s why producers in the Czech Republic prefer working with straight men, especially those who have never done porn or had sex with men before. Producers market their inexperience as an asset and say the feeling and expressions they capture are more real.

With an increasing portion of men out of work relative to women, could this be a trend in the United States?  Specifically, low-skill men who can’t create value without the benefit of someone else’s capital could benefit from going this route.   Based on recent experience, I’d say those people tend to be more attractive than law students during their respective prime porn-making years.  (This is, however, hard to reconcile with the contention that IQ and beauty are positively correlated.)  If this option becomes popular – and it may, as it’s inherently safer than the “oldest” profession – producers may be able to snap up fresh talent at a substantial discount.


GoDaddy follows Google’s lead, exiting China

March 24, 2010

By J. DeVoy

In response to new regulations requiring domain name registrants to supply the Chinese government with extensive personal information, including photographs, GoDaddy.com has announced its intention to stop doing business in China.  Since 2000, GoDaddy has been one of the leading domain name registrants in the United States, but may be best known for its controversial Super Bowl advertisements.

Ultimately, this is a win for those concerned with privacy, and especially those concerned with anonymous domain name registration.  Yet, even with Google’s backing, it’s unlikely that China’s policies will change.  Because domain registration and web search are such competitive fields, a race to the bottom by market participants or entrants will ensure that the Chinese government gets exactly what it wants.

h/t Ferdinand Bardamu, whose many relevant links are a reason – sometimes the sole one – to view my facebook news feed.


New York’s democrats want to legalize marijuana

March 23, 2010

By J. DeVoy

In an effort to bridge a $9 billion budget gap and be more like California, New York legislators want to legalize medical marijuana in order to realize $15 million in licensing fees.  Though still subject to senate approval, the plan’s projected revenues have been included in the state’s 2010-11 budget.  This proposal is intended as part of a larger, $136.2 billion package of spending cuts and new taxes — though not including new taxes on soda and cigarettes, which the legislature previously considered.


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