By J. DeVoy
Meet Roxxxy, or specifically her personality “Mature Martha.” By day she’s a good girl working at Tower 1 — yes, that Tower 1, formerly of the World Trade Center. Prepare to see the most disturbing video to grace this blog in months:
The bizarre commentary is not without explanation:
Douglas Hines says that he developed Roxxxy robot lifesized girlfriend after losing a friend in the 9-11 terrorist attack.
Okay, fine, this is a tribute to his friend. People have all sorts of strange ways they want to be remembered. But, for those of you who can’t watch the video, here are the highlights (along with the post title).
You could even say I am experienced. I have seven years of experience as a Cantor Fitzgerald bond trader.
You have a nice wiener.
Soccer balls full of jet fuel.
Disturbing September 11th dialogue aside, this is a fascinating development. I’ve previously written about the coming dawn of sex robots and, though still a rough start, the progress evinced by Roxxxy is impressive. No word yet on a price point, but even as crude as this model is, I can imagine many men dropping five figures to snap up a Roxxxy and forego the tedium of dating solipsistic and damaged American women.
Personally, I want the technology to come farther along before I completely forego flesh-and-blood women, marriage, and a chance at argyle-clad mini-me’s whom I can train to mindlessly parrot Friedrich Hayek at pre-school. My only substantive criticisms of Roxxxy are easily curable. First, that’s a horrible haircut. It’s like an uglified version of Ugly Betty’s hair, which obviously is ugly to begin with. Exhibit A:
Second, that is a really boxy, mannish face. Because it’s a doll, the defense of high testosterone exposure won’t work. Even if that was the theory being bandied about for Roxxxy’s squarish features, it would be betrayed by her small nose, which would be unlikely in the face of (no pun intended) exposure to high levels of testosterone. Still, that facial structure isn’t that uncommon. I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere before, someplace very unpleasant. But where…?
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The cost is $7,000+. You can custom order a robot to your liking. Tiger Woods purchased twelve.
This is what happens when you watch bullfights on acid.
“young” shouldn’t have been included in the trade show either way.
technically, since it claims to be just barely 18 and contains a computer program made to simulate porn, it should be illegal.
which raises some morality vs legality vs right to have sex with an underage robot
I am still unimpressed. This seems like a deluxe version of the product sold at realdoll.com.
This is another example of why I am perfectly fine with prostitution. (Sidenote: By Prostitution I mean two consenting adults exchanging services for money, and not the exploitation of unwilling participant variety). These dolls just won’t satisfy a normal person after a few go rounds let alone one with a nice fetish. Even with the different doll personalities this company will be broke within the year.
Seriously, What about all those people who have gotten really good at feigning surprise when they take off the panties which reveals the huge dick of that tranny they took home from the bar? What about those people? Or the people who can not climax without a little yellow justice being splashed all over their chest while the noose constricts tighter around there neck. These dolls can’t perform even those BASIC functions.
The fetish community are the ones who might buy one of these dolls, not your average joe. Could you imagine the storage of this thing too. Your guest goes to put their coat in a closet and there is this doll staring back at them. No way.
I am surprised that realdolls have been around as long as they have, this “Real Companion” does nothing for the industry and will be an afterthought in one year.
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