The Book of “How Convenient”

It seems that some of the hucksters who make gobs of money lying to MSZJ eaters have come up with an interpretation of the Bible that supports their decision to ignore that whole “meek shall inherit the earth” thing — The Theory of the Wealthy Jesus.

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3 Responses to The Book of “How Convenient”

  1. blueollie says:
    December 28, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Matthew 13:12:
    “12Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. ”

    I’ve seen no better description of Republicanism. :)

  2. writerdood says:
    December 29, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Yeay, I don’t know man. I used to think Jesus was a pacifist too, and that he taught people to love each other, but then when I was in the military I learned that Jesus wants us to kill our enemies. Seems that Jesus can be anything you want him to be, so why not rich? All this time you thought he was a penniless preacher and it turns out that he was a wealthy assassin. Who knew?

  3. 29 December 2009 « blueollie says:
    December 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    [...] Posts Religion Jesus was rich and wants you to be too! I’ll let good old Harriet handle this one. (hat tip: Legal Satyricon) [...]

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