Some days, I really really really love my job

Like on the days I get paid to write stuff like this.

Link courtesy of Xbiz.

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19 Responses to Some days, I really really really love my job

  1. Eric T. says:
    December 15, 2009 at 6:57 am

    1. You don’t get to read legal brief like that too often.

    2. Good use of verklempt.

  2. Ima Wurdibitsch says:
    December 15, 2009 at 7:05 am

    That was a lovely way to start my day! I’d love to see the response you receive.

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    December 15, 2009 at 8:29 am

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  4. Clint says:
    December 15, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Nice job!

  5. Harry D. Mauron says:
    December 15, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Beautiful. Your job is more fun than mine.

    As a nit, I think the wadded-pant imagery was overused. I suggest a couple thinly veiled “excitement” metaphors – something about eliciting Libbidy Counsel’s “turgid response” or “involuntary shudder” at the performance.

  6. writerdood says:
    December 15, 2009 at 9:52 am

    That does indeed look like fun to write.
    I am writing software release notes right now, and instructions for performing silent installations.

    I envy you.

  7. ES says:
    December 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Me: “Hey, this is a great letter. I wonder what this ‘Corbin Fisher’ is. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES! MY EYES!”

    • marcorandazza says:
      December 15, 2009 at 1:11 pm

      Oh come on, don’t be such a homophobe. It isn’t like you see anything more graphic than what you would see on an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog, unless you click through the splash page.

      • ES says:
        December 16, 2009 at 11:38 am

        I wasn’t being serious… But I don’t even understand why gay porn exists. Go to the “M4M” section of craigslist for any city… it’s faster and easier to get a gay hookup going than it would be to download gay porn no matter how fast your internet connection is. I’m not even sure why these guys want marriage rights… cant’ get married… can’t serve in the military? Who in the US has it better?

  8. NRC says:
    December 15, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Judging by the fact that my firm’s website filtering software blocked and red flagged my attempted visit to the linked site, it must be a doozy. Good job, I guess.

  9. Good stuff says:
    December 15, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Bravo, Marc. Keep fighting the good fight.

    I just have to say that the entire paragraph about Lynchburg is hilarious, but the conclusion is classic:

    “It seems quite clear that this is not
    the ‘real America,’ and thus complaints from within this community should be given no
    weight.”

    Couldn’t agree more.

  10. Gordon Firemark says:
    December 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Randazza, you rock! I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall at the FCC when they read this letter.

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    December 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm

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  12. smurfy says:
    December 17, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    considering that Lambert is out and open about his sexuality, wouldn’t these hypothetically aroused members of the Staver family be guilty of coming to the nuisance?

    Sorry to bring boring zoning law into it.

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