Slutty? Ill-advised?
Meghan McCain posted a picture of herself on Twitter that, I guess, failed to cover up her tittehs enough. I know, as a young republican, perhaps she should have worn a burkha.
The fallout was absurd, with bloggers and commentators calling McCain a “slut,” and the gentlest commentators saying that she was an “ill-advised young woman for posting that photo.”
I know that Gail Dines isn’t about to nominate me as “feminist of the year,” but jesus christ. Leave the girl alone. So she’s got tig ol bitties. Wonderful! There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a girl can’t be an outspoken conservative and look hot. It might be different if McCain (either one of them) campaigned on that fake-assed “family values” platform. It this happened to be one of the Bush twins (heh heh… heh… Bush twins) or James Dobson’s daughter, it might be a different story. But Meghan McCain?
What a whore! Skank!
Honestly, do we really want to discourage attractive women from getting into politics? Do you think that Mary Beth Buchanan would be such a raging bitch if she had Meghan McCain’s body? Hell no, and the Constitution would be safer for it. I think that we should applaud Meghan for deciding to do something with her life rather than ride on her daddy’s money into some dipshitted grad school program where she could just rely on her tittehs and earn her M.R.S. degree. Christ, as a leftist, I’m just jealous… jealous that the girls on “our side” always seem to look like Boris Yeltsin mated with Benny Hill.
I don’t agree with Meghan McCain’s politics (generally). But, I’m on her side here. If you don’t like what she has to say, then take out your blade and start fencing with her. If all you’ve got to attack her with is her own tits, you’re (you guessed it) an asshat!
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October 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm |
You had me until this: “Christ, as a leftist, I’m just jealous… jealous that the girls on “our side” always seem to look like Boris Yeltsin mated with Benny Hill.”
Then I realize that you’re either an idiot or an asshole idiot. Which is a pity, because I’ve been enjoying your posts about legal stuff.
I breathlessly await your denunciation of Scarlett Johansson’s involvement in politics. But I do agree that it’s wonderful that Meghan McCain isn’t just riding on her father’s reputation. That’s one self-made woman.
October 16, 2009 at 4:27 pm |
Why would I denounce Scarlett Johansson? What’s wrong with her?
October 16, 2009 at 6:26 pm |
Because that’s the next step. First a man starts saying that liberal women always look like Janet Reno, then he starts with the spittle-flecked rants against beautiful women who -are- liberal.
The third step is my favorite, though: he starts bemoaning the ‘fact’ that women claim to like nice guys, but they only date assholes. His proof is that -he- is a wonderfully nice guy, but for some reason those Boris Hill-looking bitches won’t go down.
October 16, 2009 at 8:06 pm |
Ah… I see… umm… wow… err… umm…..
Okay, lemme get out my notepad.
Oh, it was JANET RENO I was supposed to compare liberal women to… not Yeltsin and Benny Hill. Check.
I still don’t get what Scarlet Johansson has to do with any of this. When’s the last time she took on a position of political leadership? I mean, she’s hot.
Next thing on my to-do list… “spittle-flecked rants against beautiful women who are liberal.” Okay… I’m not sure how to do that, but I’ll research that while trying to figure out why I can’t get a date…
Come back again. You’re funny!
October 17, 2009 at 6:21 am |
Nile is taking your rib-tickling insults too seriously.
October 17, 2009 at 10:02 am |
ya think?
October 17, 2009 at 10:06 am |
I do.
October 19, 2009 at 7:52 am |
C’mon, ‘Boris Yeltsin mated with Benny Hill’ is funny the way this is clever: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/25969.html
It’s not just recycled vomit, it’s _Glenn Beck’s_ recycled vomit. Seeing a smart guy parrot people like that–with apparently no awareness that he’s doing it–gives me the heebie-jeebies.
October 23, 2009 at 2:56 am |
Erm… If I don’t like what she has to say, take out my blade and start fencing with her. If all I have to attack her with is her own tits… can I still take out my blade and maybe, y’know, “polish it” a little?