Sweeeeet Ca-ro-line,
Oh Oh Oh
Screw-win' the dog
and watch-chin' porn...
Child Porn! Child Porn!
I concluded that story with this line:
The best part? This did NOT happen in Florida!
Oh, but Flori-duh will not be defeated. The force is strong in America’s Wang! (And by “force” I do mean imbecility and white-trash horror). We will not be outdone by puny Indiana! Never!
The hero of our story is Caroline Willette of Sarasota, Flori-duh.
Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.
The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette is in Sarasota County Jail and is charged with three counts of possessing child porn.
Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet. (source)
In your FACE, Indiana!
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[...] crimes The Legal Satyricon provides an example of the following: Last Friday, I wrote about Indiana resident, Michelle Owen, who tried to get her ex boyfriend [...]
It lacks the EPIC FAIL quality of turning one’s laptop into the cops to spite the ex, forgetting that one’s bestiality video is sitting in the recycling bin.
This is just … gross, horrifying even, but this sort of thing goes on in Florida every day.
Sickkkkk. Really sick. >.<
Wow. That just made my whole day sadder.