Jilted Lover Tries to Get ex-Boyfriend Busted for Child Porn and Screws the Pooch

Dumbass

Michelle Owen seemed to believe that her ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography so she called the police. The police examined the hard drive and didn’t find any child porn. What did they find? Two videos of Michelle having sex with her dog. The ex-boyfriend was not charged with anything, but Michelle is facing bestiality charges.

Remember kids… if you’re going to get your box munched by the family dog, either don’t video tape it at all, or at least learn how to use the ‘empty recycle bin’ function on your computer before handing it over to the police.

The best part? This did NOT happen in Florida! Whole story here.

8 Responses to Jilted Lover Tries to Get ex-Boyfriend Busted for Child Porn and Screws the Pooch

  1. hawkhead says:

    I went to high school with a girl named Michelle Owen. This post definitely made me do a Facebook double-check to see where she’s living now…

  2. Windypundit says:

    Didn’t I just hear that Florida is one of the states where screwing the pooch is NOT a crime?

  3. [...] this and the dog chick from Indiana, I’d say that the rest of the country better stop making fun of Flori-duh until [...]

  4. Jamie says:

    I’m pretty sure I’m going to regret pointing this out, but the best part of the PC reads:

    “The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera.”

    OK, OK. I admit it. There’s something wrong with me (that I found that amusing).

  5. Yeah… that’s gotta be bad for her ego.

  6. [...] the dog and watch some porn…Child Porn! Child Porn!Last Friday, I wrote about Michelle Owen in Jilted Lover Tries to Get ex-Boyfriend Busted for Child Porn and Screws the Pooch. In that charming story, Ms. Owen tried to get her ex boyfriend arrested for downloading child porn [...]

  7. mcmahtab says:

    u are woe to man, arn’t u? why are u sex with ur dog? do u know it is beastial and hellish

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