Man dies after taking 23 shots in 30 minutes

ABC News reports:

A Florida man died Tuesday after taking more than two dozen shots of cherry vodka within a half hour, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s office.

This seems like a bad way to die. Given that I rarely drink alcohol, it is not likely that I’ll go this way. But please, lord, if I do die this way, do not let my last drink be a cherry vodka.

Meanwhile, thousands of marijuana users smoked themselves to death this year by consuming the dangerous drug no marijuana user has ever smoked himself to death.

2 Responses to “Man dies after taking 23 shots in 30 minutes”

  1. Brent E. Dyer Says:

    Yes, but you are overlooking the obvious difference between marijuana and alcohol. Nearly anyone with half a brain can grow a decent crop of marijuana in their yard, shed, basement, spare bathroom, or living room. Most people don’t have the means and/or patience to produce their own alcohol, making it a great way for large corporations to make money.

    I mean, Sidney Frank sold Grey Goose to Bacardi for $2.2 billion, proving that alcohol is a giant money maker. Bacardi certainly doesn’t want the competition from privately grown marijuana, and the government doesn’t want to lose the tax revenue.

  2. Steven Vertel Says:

    it could have been worse – he could have been drinking Southern Comfort

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